Oscars 2015: Razzie Nominations

The Razzie nominations were announced today. Because what better to clear the palate of guessing Oscar nominations than to see what movies they wanted to shit on?

I’m curious to see what they go for, because there’s always some weird shit on there.

Here are your Razzie nominations for 2015:

Worst Picture

Fantastic Four
Fifty Shades of Grey

Jupiter Ascending
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Pixels

Okay. I can see that.

Do they give it to Fifty Shades? Probably not, right?

Worst Actor

Johnny Depp, Mortdecai
Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey
Kevin James, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Adam Sandler, The Cobbler and Pixels
Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending

Gotta be Depp, right? Or does Fifty Shades sweep?

Worst Actress

Katherine Heigl, Home Sweet Hell
Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending
Jennifer Lopez, The Boy Next Door
Gwyneth Paltrow, Mortdecai

There’s no way they saw Home Sweet Hell! I mean, I’m not disagreeing, I’m just saying… you voted for the actress and nothing else

Worst Supporting Actor

Chevy Chase, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation
Josh Gad, Pixels and The Wedding Ringer
Kevin James, Pixels
Jason Lee, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip
Eddie Redmayne, Jupiter Ascending

Eddie Redmayne will win this, but he shouldn’t.

Worst Supporting Actress

Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip and The Wedding Ringer
Rooney Mara, Pan
Michelle Monaghan, Pixels
Julianne Moore, Seventh Son
Amanda Seyfried, Love the Coopers and Pan

They’ll give it to Mara, won’t they, purely because of the role. Though Cuoco makes the most sense for them.

Worst Remake/Rip-Off/Sequel

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip
Fantastic Four

Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

Fantastic Four. By far.

Worst Director

Andy Fickman, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Tom Six, Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Josh Trank, Fantastic Four
Andy and Lana Wachowski, Jupiter Ascending

 

Honestly… Sam Taylor-Johnson, but Trank too.

Worst Screen Combo

All Four “Fantastics,” Fantastic Four
Johnny Depp and His Glued-On Moustache, Mortdecai
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Kevin James and EITHER His Segue OR His Glued-On Moustache, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Adam Sandler and Any Pair of Shoes, The Cobbler

Worst Screenplay

Fantastic Four
Fifty Shades of Grey
Jupiter Ascending
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Pixels

Do you have to ask?

Razzie Redeemer Award
Elizabeth Banks
M. Night Shyamalan
Will Smith
Sylvester Stallone

That’s interesting. Though I think only two of these people actually “redeemed” themselves.

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