Oscars 2016: Razzie Awards
I have no idea why I still even track these. It’s not even fun. But we started with the nominees, so we’ll finish going over the “winners.”
Worst Picture
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hilary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Independence Day: Resurgence
Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Hilary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Oh, so they’re getting political this year. Well that basically wraps up how the rest of this went.
Worst Actor
Ben Affleck, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Gerard Butler, Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen
Henry Cavill, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dinesh D’Souza, Hilary’s America
Robert De Niro, Dirty Grandpa
Ben Stiller, Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Dinesh D’Souza, Hilary’s America
Yup.
Worst Actress
Becky Turner, Hilary’s America
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Tyler Perry, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Julia Roberts, Mother’s Day
Naomi Watts, Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In
Shailene Woodley, Divergent Series: Allegiant
Winner: Becky Turner, Hilary’s America
And yup.
I think this is the last year I cover this.
Worst Supporting Actress
Julianne Hough, Dirty Grandpa
Kate Hudson, Mother’s Day
Aubrey Plaza, Dirty Grandpa
Jane Seymour, Fifty Shades of Black
Sela Ward, Independence Day: Resurgence
Kristen Wiig, Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Kristen Wiig, Zoolander No. 2
Random choice.
Worst Supporting Actor
Nicolas Cage, Snowden
Johnny Depp, Alice Through the Looking Glass
Jesse Eisenberg, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Will Ferrell, Zoolander No. 2
Jared Leto, Suicide Squad
Owen Wilson, Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Jesse Eisenberg, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
The first choice that makes sense.
Worst Screen Combo
Ben Affleck & Henry Cavill, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals, Gods of Egypt
Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume, Alice Through the Looking Glass
The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors, Collateral Beauty
Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Ben Affleck & Henry Cavill, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Oh, so every award is going to one or the other.
Worst Director
Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley, Hilary’s America
Roland Emmerich, Independence Day: Resurgence
Tyler Perry, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Alex Proyas, Gods of Egypt
Zack Snyder, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Ben Stiller, Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley, Hilary’s America
Yup.
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice
Fifty Shades of Black
Independence Day: Resurgence
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Zoolander No. 2
Winner: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice
And yup.
Worst Screenplay
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hilary’s America
Independence Day: Resurgence
Suicide Squad
Winner: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Yeah, I think I’m done with these awards. This isn’t fun or interesting anymore.
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