https://bplusmovieblog.com/2026/11/11/pic-of-the-day-look-i-dont-wanna-take-up-a-ton-of-your-time-but-im-gonna-kill-myself-i-just-thought-that-someone-should-know-i-dont-really-know-how-this-works-im-probably-gonna-jump-of/B+ Movie Blogen2026-11-11T17:00:28+00:00Pic of the Day: “Look I don’t wanna take up a ton of your time, but I’m gonna kill myself. I just thought that someone should know. I don’t really know how this works. I’m probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so… Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I’m not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it’s gotta be so big that it just… done; kills me. Lights out. ‘Cause if it just maims me, and I’m like… well then, how’s that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across smothering if I’m… we don’t need to get caught up in the minutia; I just thought that an adult… you should know.” “Wow. This is, uh… a lot to take in, Nadine. I – I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note just now. ‘Dear everybody, as some of you know, I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same… especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought, you know what? I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness. I really would. It sounds… relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers’.” “You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.” “Well, not for sure, but I can dream.” (10th Anniversary)Pic of the Dayhttps://bplusmovieblog.com/2026/11/10/pic-of-the-day-i-would-like-at-this-moment-to-announce-that-i-will-be-retiring-from-this-program-in-two-weeks-time-because-of-poor-ratings-since-this-show-is-the-only-thing-i-had-going-for-me-in/B+ Movie Blogen2026-11-10T17:00:27+00:00Pic of the Day: “I would like at this moment to announce that I will be retiring from this program in two weeks’ time because of poor ratings. Since this show is the only thing I had going for me in my life, I’ve decided to kill myself. I’m going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. You ought to get a hell of a rating out of that. 50 share, easy.” (50th Anniversary)Pic of the Day