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Oscars 2014: Razzie Awards

The Independent Spirit Awards were also today, but I don’t care about those. The usual people won. Birdman won Picture and Boyhood won Director. Otherwise, your usual cast of characters won and no one is surprised. I don’t care about them.

What I do care about are the Razzie Awards. Because I want to see what they picked as the shit of the shit for 2014.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing them shit all over bad movies. Of course, they always get political and vote for the wrong stuff, but I’m still excited to see what they choose.

Here are your 2014 Razzie Winners: (more…)


2014 Razzie Nominations

These are always fun. This is the Unforgivables list to the Oscars’ Top Ten list.

The thing about the Razzies, though, is that they tend to nominate stuff that’s bad in perception, but not actually as bad as some of the other stuff they didn’t nominate. But it’s hard to quibble about a show that means nothing.

This year, I only had one prediction for the awards, and I haven’t even looked yet, and I know I was 100% right. Because there’s no way it wasn’t nominated.

Here are your Razzie nominations: (more…)


2013 Razzie Nominations

On the eve of the 2013 Oscar nominations come the 2013 Razzie nominations.

Only fitting. That whole ‘darkest before the dawn’ thing.

Anyway, I don’t care about these at all, but they are amusing, so here we go:

Worst Picture

After Earth

Grown Ups 2

The Lone Ranger

A Madea Christmas

Movie 43 (more…)


2012 Razzie Awards Nominations

Oh hey, the Razzie Awards nominations were announced.

This is fun.

Let’s not waste any time and get right into the “worst” movies of the year:

Worst Picture

Battleship

The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure

That’s My Boy

A Thousand Words

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (more…)


The 2011 Razzie Awards Nominees

The 2011 Razzie Awards nominees were announced today. I won’t waste any time. Let’s just get into them. This is the first I’m seeing of them, as I type them, so I’m really excited to see how close they match with my Unforgivables:

Worst Picture

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Jack and Jill

New Year’s Eve

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

I don’t understand the Transformers hatred, but I’ve come to expect it. Otherwise, I understand most of those. Why New Year’s Eve instead of Just Go With It, I don’t know, but I think we all know which film is gonna… twin this award.

Oh, I’m fucking hilarious. (more…)