Pic of the Day

Pic of the Day: “You don’t seem like you’re from around here.” “Where… where do I seem like I’m from?” “Someplace… beautiful.” (20th Anniversary)

 

 

 


Pic of the Day: “Someday I’m gonna sock that guy right on the beak.” “Hey you, Dink, lay off of that stuff. Is any fightin’ in this family, your old man’s gonna do it.”

 

 


Pic of the Day: “A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.” “No, no, no, no, no, no! Not ‘ra ra ra ra’, ‘la la la la’! Sing like this: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la! Try again.” “Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.” “Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Sing something else.” “Jingre berrs, jingre berrs, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!”

 


Pic of the Day: “Why don’t you kiss her instead of talking her to death?” “You want me to kiss her, huh?” “Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.”

 


Pic of the Day: ♫ “You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch / You’re a nasty, wasty skunk / Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk / Mr. Gri-inch / The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!” ♫

 


Pic of the Day: “Kindness is of little use in this world.” “You didn’t always think so.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Mother always taught me: ‘Never eat singing food.'”

 


Pic of the Day: “This is the music I’ve selected for the Christmas play.” “What kind of Christmas music is that?” “Beethoven Christmas music.” “What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how “great” Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn’t so great.” “”What do you mean Beethoven wasn’t so great?” “He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who’s never had his picture on bubblegum cards?” “Good grief.”

 


Pic of the Day: “No fighting, you two.” “Well, if I can’t have any fun I might as well leave.” (45th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “Who told you you could eat my cookies?”

 


Pic of the Day: “Today, children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world shaking significance: the annual visit of Santa Claus. Informed sources report that legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout. Meanwhile, letters by the thousands have been flooding postal facilities at the North Pole.”

 


Pic of the Day: “You are really Santa, right?” “No, I’m an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?”

 


Pic of the Day: “Through the window?” “Are you afraid?” “Well… I am a mortal, and liable to fall.” “Bear but a touch of my hand, and you will be upheld in more than this.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Seven o’clock. Psychos seize Santa’s workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Hey, what do you say we both be independent together, huh?” “You wouldn’t mind my red nose?” “Not if you don’t mind me being a dentist.” “It’s a deal.” (55th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I’m gettin’ a CAT scan!” (25th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?” “Very brave parents, I guess.” (65th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “You see, Frosty, since he was made out of snow, was the fastest belly-whopper… in the world.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Hey Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” “Bend over and I’ll show you.” “You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.” “I wasn’t talking to you.” (30th Anniversary)

 

 


Pic of the Day: “You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.” “The vacuum guy?” “No, the President.”

 


Pic of the Day: “We’re gonna crash!” “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”

 

 


Pic of the Day: “Hello, does Natalie live here?” “No, she doesn’t.” “Oh, dear. Okay.” “Are you singing carols?” “Uh, no. No I’m not.” “Please, sir, please?” “Please!” “Well, I suppose I could.” “Please?” “Alright.” “Yay!”

 


Pic of the Day: “I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”