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Posts tagged “Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “What’s the matter, Scrooge? I thought you enjoyed looking down on the world.”

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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Silver and gold, silver and gold / Mean so much more when I see / Silver and gold decorations / On ev’ry Christmas tree.” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “What do you mean, get him outta here?” “Take him to the car.” “In case you didn’t notice I’m a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?” “That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment ’cause you’re handicapped. You’re all the same.” “Special treatment? I’m 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It’s a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?” “Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!” “Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.” “What’d you call me, thigh-high?” “I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!” “I could stick you up my ass, small fry.” “Yeah? You sure it ain’t too sore from last night?” “You got some lip on you, midget.” “Yeah? Well these lips were on your wife’s pussy last night. Why don’t you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!”


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Pic of the Day: “You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.” “What did you call us?” “You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!” “At the North Pole, them are fightin’ words, partner.”


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Pic of the Day: “Looks like the end of the line!” “Until tomorrow. When it happens all over again.”


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Pic of the Day: “Who’s that guy?” “What guy?” “The guy on the cross.” “Jesus!” “Oh, Jesus.” “Stop it.” “Oh, Jesus Christ.” “Is that what they think we did to him?” “Yeah.” “Can you tell I’m Jewish?” “Yes.” “How?” “Your fucking sweater.”


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Pic of the Day: “You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?”