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Pic of the Day: “We’re all sorry about this incident, Cassie.” “It’s Carrie!” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Does anybody know what’s going on here?” “I know what’s going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that’s it. Plain and simple. I don’t want to hear anything about ‘I don’t believe in vampires’, because I don’t fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “We’re alive?” “Yes. You’re alive.” “Then why should it be us who die for you?” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, God. This I did not intend. I saw a light but did not know where it was headed. I have tresspassed on your domain. I’ve gone further than man should go. Forgive me. Help me!” (95th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Tell my son the time that his father died. Tell him…” “No. He won’t even know your name.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know what a geek is? … So what do you say? Think you can handle it?” “Mister… I was born for it.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So who are we pickin’ up?” “A girl. I don’t wanna talk about it.” “A girl? Where from?” “Peking. This is a big day in my life. I should have gone home and gotten forty winks.” “A girl from China? All right, I never done that. I picked up girls from everywhere else, but never from China.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a werewolf.” “Are you alright?” “I don’t know, I’ll let you know the next full moon.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did you really call the police?” “You bet your sorry ass I did.” “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So few people can boast that they’ve lost a flying saucer and a man from Mars -all in the same day! Wonder what they’d have done to Columbus if he’d discovered America, and then mislaid it.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If you learn it, when you really learn it, you begin to perceive time the way that they do.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I ain’t no white trash piece of shit. I’m better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I’m gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you’re better than me!” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Once upon a time, I met a boy named Hugo Cabret. He lived in a train station. Why did he live in a train station, you might well ask. That’s really what this book is going to be about. And about how this singular young man searched to hard to find a secret message from his Father, and how that message lead his way, all the way home.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So who did the two guys from Providence?” “Jimmy Pappas.” “What happened to Jimmy Pappas?” “Jimmy had a rough month. Jimmy had a heart attack in jail, and then he got himself knifed at Boston City Hospital. I believe it’s been in the papers.” “You seem quite happy with that result.” “It’s a fucking result.” “Yeah, but cui bono? Who benefits?” “Cui gives a shit? It’s got a frigging bow on it.” “I think you are a cop, my son.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Don’t worry. I’m not going to lose often.” “Oh, yes, you will. That’s what I’m gonna teach you. Sometimes if you lose, you win.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’re not a loser, Eddie, you’re a winner. Some men never get to feel that way about anything.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you think you’ll ever get me out of your blood?” “Maybe not, but love has got to stop someplace short of suicide.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Your Honor, I assure you, he’s having no nervous breakdown. Why, once on our honeymoon he put on a pair of overalls and dug a hole in the middle of Fifth Avenue.” “Did he say why?” “He said he’d always been wanting to dig a hole in the middle of Fifth Avenue.” Then you’re saying, Mrs. Ireland, that your husband is periodically subject to these attacks?” “But they weren’t attacks! They were just fun!” “You mean you were quite happy with your husband behaving this way?” “Well, why shouldn’t I be happy with my husband behaving that way?” “Then why do you wish a divorce?” “Because I wasn’t happy! I mean, because I wasn’t happy. It had nothing to do with Steve’s attacks.” “Then they were attacks?” “No. They were just sort of private jokes. Like on our last wedding anniversary when he wanted to have dinner backwards.” “Dinner back…” “Pardon me, Your Honor. Well, what’s wrong with that? Didn’t you ever eat dinner backwards?” “I lived a whole week backwards once.” “Shh! Why did he want to have his dinner backwards?” “For a perfectly normal reason. He didn’t want to walk four miles and row on the river before dinner.” “And was he afraid someone might make him do that?” “Oh, you don’t understand. That’s the wedding ceremony of the Baffinland Eskimos. Steve used to always say if we ever moved to Baffinland, we’d be properly married. It’s a joke, don’t you see? He said a man can’t be too careful.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, honey…” “I’ll be with you in two shakes of a cocktail.” “Cocktail? Cocktail? I think I’ll try one of those things.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Have you ever been thrown out of a place, Mr. Charles?” “Let’s see. How many was it up to yesterday, Mrs. Charles?” “Well, uh, how many places were you in, Mr. Charles?” (90th Anniversary)
