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Pic of the Day: “Haven’t you tried to buy my loyalty with money and nothing else?” “What else is there I can buy you with?” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “The sun is nearly gone / The lights are turning on / A silver shine that stretches to the sea / We’ve stumbled on a view / That’s tailor-made for two / What a shame those two are you and me / Some other girl and guy / Would love this swirling sky / But there’s only you and I / And we’ve got no shot / This could never be / You’re not the type for me (Really?) / And there’s not a spark in sight / What a waste of a lovely night.” ♫ (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look, kid, I’m trying to help you out. I don’t think you realise this, but you’re about to walk into a whole mess of danger.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All right, let’s try this, your line, just say it as I say it, say your line exactly as I’m about to. Just as I’m about to do.” “Sure, okay.” “Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple.” “Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple.” “My dear boy, why do you say that? Why do you say, ‘twuuuuuh’?” “Well, you said, say it like I say it.” “Yes, but…” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple.” “Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple.” “Would that it…” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple.” “No, no. Watch my mouth. Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple.” “Keep your head still. Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple.” “Would that it’were so simple. Would…” “I’m trying to say that, Mr. Laurentz.” “Laurence.” “Mm. I thought… a minute ago it was Laurentz.” “No. We can use Christian names, my good dear boy, Laurence is fine. Just as I call you Hobie?” “Okay.” “So. Would that it’were so simple.” “Would that it twuu…” “Put your hand down. Would that it’were so simple. Trippingly.” “Would that it twuuuuuuh, so simple. Trippingly.” “Don’t say trippingly. Say the line trippingly.” “Would that it twuuuuuuh…” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look Bart, barring a preference we’re going to put you on a wrestling picture, Wallace Beery. I say this because they tell me you know the poetry of the streets, so that would rule out westerns, pirate pictures, screwball, Bible, Roman… look, I’m not one of those guys who thinks poetic has got to be fruity. We’re together on that aren’t we? I mean I’m from New York myself, well, Minsk if you want to go all the way back. Which we won’t, if you don’t mind and I ain’t asking. Now people are going to say to you, Wallace Beery, wrestling, it’s a B picture. You tell them: BULLSHIT! We do NOT make B pictures here at Capitol. Let’s put a stop to that rumor RIGHT now!” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day. “Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow… a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot… full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I was a ghost. I didn’t see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day “You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I’ll have to close this place in… sixty years.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “We have top men working on it right now.” “Who?” “Top… men.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “We read the wind and the sky when the sun is high / We sail the length of the seas on the ocean breeze / At night, we name every star, we know where we are / We know who we are, who we are / Aue, aue / We set a course to find / A brand-new island everywhere we roam / Aue, aue / We keep our island in our mind / And when it’s time to find home, we know the way.” ♫ (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I think you just might have the next Michael Jordan.” “No, brother, I got the next two Michael Jordans.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too.” “Do we?” “No.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Yeah, sure, Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?” “God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It’s okay.” “Yeah, well, he blessed you, too, and I’ll give you a clue what it is. It’s round, it has three holes, and you stick your fingers into it.” “You leave Rebecca out of this, mister!” “I’m talking about bowling! Your future!” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You didn’t like the chokey, did you? Thought you’d pay me back, didn’t you? Well, I’ll pay you back, young lady.” “For what, Miss Trunchbull?” “For this newt, you pissworm!” “I’m telling you, I didn’t do it!” “Besides, even if you didn’t do it, I’m going to punish you, because I’m big and you’re small, I’m right and you’re wrong, and there’s nothing you can do about it!” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “When you used to tell me that you chase tornadoes, deep down I always just thought it was a metaphor.” (30th Anniversary)
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