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Pic of the Day: “OK, then, listen. Let’s not get caught.” “What are you talkin’ about?” “Let’s keep goin’!” “What d’you mean?” “Go.” “You sure?” “Yeah. Yeah.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’d like to say a few words about a guy I know, a friend of mine. His name is Brian Piccolo. And he has the heart of a giant, and that rare form of courage which allows him to kid himself and his opponent: cancer. He has a mental attitude which makes me proud to have a friend who spells out ‘courage’ – 24 hours a day, every day of his life. Now, you flatter me – by giving me this award. But I say to you here now – Brian Piccolo is the man of courage who should receive the George S. Halas award. It is mine tonight – and Brian Piccolo’s tomorrow. I love Brian Piccolo. And I’d like all of you to love him too. And tonight, hit your knees, please ask God to love him.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo’.” “What does that mean, in-famous?” “Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he’s not just famous, he’s IN-famous.” “100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who’s probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!” “Wow, in-famous? In-famous?” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I know I fib a good deal. After all, a woman’s charm is 50% illusion.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’d imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured, if the entire world was one big machine, I couldn’t be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know that jockey Golez, the one who was caught throwing the fourth race yesterday? He was shot.” “My, they’re strict at this track!” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Daddy, you’re a crook.” “What?” “This is illegal.” “You make money? Do you have a job?” “No, but don’t people need good cars? Can’t you sell good cars, Dad?” “Listen, you little wiseacre: I’m smart, you’re dumb; I’m big, you’re little; I’m right, you’re wrong, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In response to Roman numeral section three, part two, of subset D… of the question…the answer is…” “Mr. Melon? Mr. Melon?” “Hey, relax. This man’s been put under a lot of pressure. Let’s take it easy on him. Say it! Say it!” “The answer is… four?” “… Right.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I won the fight, didn’t I, Dink?” “I’ll say you did.” “Ain’t you proud of your old man now?” “Aw gee, Champ, I always was.” “And you was gonna throw that towel in and stop the fight. Ain’t you ashamed of yourself?” “Champ! Champ!” “Dink, keep your chin up. Don’t cry. Come on. Give your old man a smile.” “Champ! Champ! Open your eyes! Look at me! Champ!” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I think if any of us imagined – really imagined – what it would be like to go into a tree at 150 miles per hour we would probably never get into the cars at all, none of us. So it has always seemed to me that to do something very dangerous requires a certain absence of imagination.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven’t played ’em right, I don’t know” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies?” (10th Anniversary)
