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Pic of the Day: “What does this say?” “Uh, can’t you read that?” “I can’t read this. What is this? ‘Abt natural’?” “No it just reads, ‘Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural’.” “It does say ‘act natural’?” “I, uh, am pointing a gut at you.” “That looks like ‘gub’. That doesn’t look like ‘gun’.” “No, it’s gun.” “No, that’s ‘gub’. That’s a ‘b’.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Poor Margeretha, I’ve never seen her look so pale.” “The sun oughta do her some good.” “”I suspect she won’t live through the night, she has four fatal diseases.” “And it only takes one.” “”But she’s going to have a beautiful funeral, in a cigar box my Papa gave me, all wrapped up in silver paper.” “That’s the way to go, if you have to go.” “Oh, she has to go.” (75th Anniversary)
