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Pic of the Day: “You know, Richard, it’s of course up to you not to attend, but you should know, the Supreme Court only hears maybe one out of four hundred cases. It’s historic.” “Thank you Mr. Cohen.” “Well. Is there anything you want me to tell them, and of course by them I mean the justices of the Supreme Court of the United States?” “Yeah. Tell the judge, tell the judge I love my wife.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look I don’t wanna take up a ton of your time, but I’m gonna kill myself. I just thought that someone should know. I don’t really know how this works. I’m probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so… Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I’m not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it’s gotta be so big that it just… done; kills me. Lights out. ‘Cause if it just maims me, and I’m like… well then, how’s that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across smothering if I’m… we don’t need to get caught up in the minutia; I just thought that an adult… you should know.” “Wow. This is, uh… a lot to take in, Nadine. I – I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note just now. ‘Dear everybody, as some of you know, I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same… especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought, you know what? I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness. I really would. It sounds… relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers’.” “You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.” “Well, not for sure, but I can dream.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I would like at this moment to announce that I will be retiring from this program in two weeks’ time because of poor ratings. Since this show is the only thing I had going for me in my life, I’ve decided to kill myself. I’m going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. You ought to get a hell of a rating out of that. 50 share, easy.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I should have known / I’d leave alone / Just goes to show / That the blood you bleed is just the blood you owe / We were a pair / But I saw you there / Too much to bear / You were my life, but life is far away from fair / Was I stupid to love you? / Was I reckless to help? / Was it obvious to everybody else? / That I’d fallen for a lie / You were never on my side / Fool me once, fool me twice / Are you death or paradise? / Now you’ll never see me cry / There’s just no time to die.” ♫ (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “For your eyes only, the nights are never cold / You really know me, that’s all I need to know / Maybe I’m an open book because I know you’re mine / But you won’t need to read between the lines / For your eyes only, only for you / You see what no-one else can see, and now I’m breaking free / For your eyes only, only for you / The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me / Only for you, for your eyes only.” ♫ (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “If you come inside things will not be the same / When you return to the night / And if you think you’ve won / You never saw me change / The game that we all been playing / I’ve seen diamonds cut through harder men / Than you yourself / But if you must pretend / You may meet your end / Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you / The odds will betray you / And I will replace you / You can’t deny the prize it may never fulfill you / It longs to kill you / Are you willing to die? / The coldest blood runs through my veins.” ♫ (20th Anniversary)
