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Archive for September, 2019

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Pic of the Day (95th Anniversary)

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Pic of the Day: “Now look, Walter. A guy takes out an accident policy that’s worth $100,000 if he’s killed on the train. Then, two weeks later, he *is* killed on the train. And, not from the train accident, mind you, but falling off some silly observation car. You know what the mathematical probability of that is? One out of, oh, I don’t know how many billions. And after that, the broken leg. No, it just, it just can’t be the way it looks. Something has been worked on us!” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Mediocrities everywhere… I absolve you… I absolve you… I absolve you… I absolve you… I absolve you all.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Did I leave the tap running, or is the apartment getting more tearful? I always thought it would cope okay. Didn’t expect it to cry so much. When people cry, they can dry their eyes with tissues. But when an apartment cries, it takes a lot to mop it up.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “It’s not like we’re hardened criminals here. We’re in show business.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I thought you were never going to say it.” “Say what?” “That you love me.” “I said I’d arrest you.” “It means the same thing, you know that.” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Hilde, do you know where we can hide?” “Sure, I know a place right across the Brooklyn bridge where they’ll never find us.” “Where is it?” “Brooklyn!” (70th Anniversary)