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Pic of the Day: “Now Mr. Prentice, clearly a most reasonable man, says he has no wish to offend me but wants to know if I’m some kind of a nut. And Mrs. Prentice says that like her husband I’m a burned-out old shell of a man who cannot even remember what it’s like to love a woman the way her son loves my daughter. And strange as it seems, that’s the first statement made to me all day with which I am prepared to take issue. ‘Cause I think you’re wrong, you’re as wrong as you can be. I admit that I hadn’t considered it, hadn’t even thought about it, but I know exactly how he feels about her and there is nothing, absolutely nothing that you son feels for my daughter that I didn’t feel for Christina. Old, yes. Burned-out, certainly. But I can tell you the memories are still there. Clear, intact, indestructible, and they’ll be there if I live to be 110. Where John made his mistake I think was in attaching so much importance to what her mother and I might think. Because in the final analysis it doesn’t matter a damn what we think. The only thing that matters is what they feel, and how much they feel, for each other. And if it’s half of what we felt, that’s everything.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “What is that? / It’s priest / Have a little priest / Is it really good? / Sir, it’s too good, at least / Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh / So it’s pretty fresh / Awful lot of fat / Only where it sat / Haven’t you got poet or something like that? / No, you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it’s deceased? / Try the priest.” ♫ (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Let’s put it on.” “Put what on?” “The last suit you’ll ever wear.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “So what does that give you?” “Doesn’t give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives you just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You’ve got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots… and the rest I don’t even wanna think about!” “Well, I can’t think of a better way to fight a war.” “These people don’t know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!” “Maybe that’s because the Germans haven’t done anything to them yet.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If I told you about her, what would I say? That they lived happily ever after? I believe they did. That they were in love? That they remained in love? I’m sure that’s true. But when I think of her – of Elisa – the only thing that comes to mind is a poem, whispered by someone in love, hundreds of years ago: ‘Unable to perceive the shape of You, I find You all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with Your love, It humbles my heart, For You are everywhere’.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “The sun’ll come out tomorrow / Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow / There’ll be sun / Just thinkin’ about tomorrow / Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow / ‘Til there’s none / When I’m stuck a with day that’s gray and lonely / I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh / The sun’ll come out tomorrow / So you gotta hang on ’til tomorrow / Come what may / Tomorrow, tomorrow / I love ya tomorrow / You’re always a day away.” ♫ (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Hello Sidney.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken’. And, uh, the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn him in?’ The guy says, ‘I would, but I need the eggs’. Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Yes. I saw him. I saw him with my own eyes.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I thought you came up here to have a nervous breakdown.” “Well, I’ve decided not to have one… if it’s all the same to you.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it’s flat and immense and the heat is intense / It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home / When the wind’s from the east and the sun’s from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night.” ♫ (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You mean, all this time we could’ve been friends?” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that would be worth 10 quid.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’m glad it’s you.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “He’s a natural born world-shaker.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Now, you’re in the sunken place.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I didn’t heckle you, just woo-hoo’d you. It’s supportive.” “Okay, that’s a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn’t have to be negative.” “So, if I… if I yelled out like… ‘you’re amazing in bed’, that’d be a heckle?” “Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “M, you’ve had a great run. You should leave with dignity.” “Oh, to hell with dignity. I’ll leave when the job’s done.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What do we do now?” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Get some rest Pam, you look tired.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!”


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Pic of the Day: “Ethan, I saw it in you before the war. You wanted to clear out. You stayed beyond any real reason. Why?” (65th Anniversary)