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Pic of the Day: “Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Everybody all around the world / Gotta tell you what I just heard / There’s gonna be a party all over the world / I got a message on the radio / But where it came from, I don’t really know / And I heard these voices calling all over the world” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t forget what it’s done to you. I’ve been thinking of nothing else since it happened. It’s gone forever, that funny young, lost look I loved won’t ever come back. I killed that when I told you about Rebecca. It’s gone. In a few hours, you’ve grown so much older.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Ten little Indian boys went out to dine, one choked his little self and then there were nine… Nine little Indian boys sat up very late, one overslept himself and then there were eight… Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon, one said he’d stay there and then there were seven. Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks, one chopped himself in halves and then there were six. Six little Indian boys playing with a hive, a bumblebee stung one and then there were five. Five little Indian boys going in for law, one got in chancery and then there were four. Four little Indian boys going out to sea, a red herring swallowed one and then there were three. Three little Indian boys walking in the zoo, a big bear hugged one and then there were two… Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun, one got for frizzled up and then there was one. One little Indian boy left all alone… so he went and hanged himself, and then there were none.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland – starving and outnumbered – charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This is a good country for sheep and it’s not bad for men, but it’s hard on us women. The men come here because of the sheep, and we come here because of the men, and most of us finish up looking like the sheep. Wrinkled faces, knotty hair, and not even much of a mind of our own.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So now it’s not about the virus at all. It’s about following orders, doing what you’re told.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “George, a wonderful thing about Alaska is that matrimony hasn’t hit up here yet. Let’s keep it a free country!” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we pass the audition.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I had no idea you could milk a cat!” “Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.” “I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Maybe it’s like Casy says. A fellow ain’t got a soul of his own, just little piece of a big soul, the one big soul that belongs to everybody, then…” “Then what, Tom?” “Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark. I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look. Wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build, I’ll be there, too.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You have to stop it, Jack.” “All I got to do is to be black and die, lady.” (50th Anniversary)
