Archive for May, 2021

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Pic of the Day: “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (115th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Who do you think you are, anyhow? Joan of Arc, or something?” “Jordan, where are you going? Jordan, take off your hat.” “Carrying on like Carrie Nation! Preaching stuff that’s none of your business, fixing the world. Why don’t you join a club?” “Honestly, Jordan. You make me sound just awful. I’m not all that bad. You knew what a frightful girl l was when you married me. I did not deceive you, sir. From the first moment, l couldn’t have been more unpleasant. Anyway, you’re stuck with me.” “Yes, l guess.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “That witch. That devil woman. She wants our puppies. That’s all she’s after.” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t mind a reasonable amount of trouble.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Do you think I have enjoyed being defense counsel during this trial? There were things I had to do in that courtroom that made me cringe. Why did I do them? Because I want to leave the German people something. I want to leave them a shred of dignity.” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Now I understand why the people of Laputa vanished. This is a song from my home in the valley of Gondoa that explains everything. It says, ‘Take root in the ground, live in harmony with the wind, plant your seeds in the winter, and rejoice with the birds in the coming of spring’. No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Diamonds are forever / Sparkling ’round my little finger / Unlike men, the diamonds linger / Men are mere mortals who / Are not worth going to your grave for” ♫ (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “An innocent man has nothing to fear, remember that.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Call the Cobra.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You shall not pass!” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “But how could you get into so many fights and always come out on top? I nearly tied you shooting.” “Friend, there’s nobody up there shooting back at you. It isn’t always being fast or even accurate that counts. It’s being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren’t willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won’t.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Jo, Bill, it’s coming! It’s headed right for us!” “It’s already here!” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (100th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Meet me at Omar’s. Be ready for me. I’m going after that truck.” “How?” “I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push ’em around.” “You find ’em, I’ll push ’em.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “How will you do it?” “What do you care how I do it, sister, as long as it’s done? But I’ll tell you how I’ll do it. I’ll lift this stick and take a long swipe at the sky! And I’ll let down a shower of hailstones as big as cantaloupes. I’ll shout out some good-old Nebraska cuss words, and you’ll turn around and there’s a lake where your ground used to be. Or I’ll sing a little tune, and it’ll sound so pretty and sound so sad you’ll weep. And your old man’ll weep. And the sky’ll get so misty-eyed and shed the prettiest tears you ever did see. How will I do it, girl? I’ll just do it.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Echo Base, I’ve got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.” “I thought that was a 10-82.” “No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck’s trailer.” “Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “The medieval philosophers were right. Man is the center of the universe. We stand in the middle of infinity between outer and inner space, and there’s no limit to either.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I can handle big news and little news. And if there’s no news, I’ll go out and bite a dog.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I swear to God, Snake, I thought you were dead.” “Yeah. You and everybody else.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I see the world with your eyes. I listen to it with your ears. With your heart…” (55th Anniversary)