Archive for April, 2024

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Pic of the Day: “You came back.” “I came home.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Jesus christ, what happened to you?” “In-laws.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “We are too old for war.” “Yes, we are too old for war. But old men should stop wars.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, ‘Why have you done this to me?’ And the snake answered, ‘Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.'” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I wish I could use the bumpers.” “You don’t want the bumpers, life doesn’t give you bumpers.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “How was lunch with your son, Mrs Sellers?” “I don’t know really. I didn’t see him.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Who are you? What’s your name?” “Well, usually I’m Mortimer Brewster, but I’m not quite myself today.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (115th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Be excellent to each other.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I’ve grown accustomed to her face / She almost makes the day begin / I’ve grown accustomed to the tune that / She whistles night and noon / Her smiles, her frowns / Her ups, her downs / Are second nature to me now / Like breathing out and breathing in / I was serenely independent and content before we met / Surely I could always be that way again / And yet / I’ve grown accustomed to her look / Accustomed to her voice / Accustomed to her face.” ♫ (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Have you ever transcended space and time?” “Yes. No. Uh, time, not space… No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Been working so hard / I’m punching my card / Eight hours, for what? / Oh, tell me what I got / I gotten this feeling / That time’s just holding me down / I’ll hit the ceiling / Or else I’ll tear up this town / Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose / Kick off your Sunday shoes / Please, Louise / Pull me up off my knees / Jack, get back / C’mon, before we crack / Lose your blues / Everybody cut footloose.” ♫ (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Nothing makes sense anymore.” “Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “The, uh, little number you just heard called ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ is an optimistic song and was, of course, written by an optimist. In fact, all of the lyrics like ‘There’s a rainbow ’round my shoulder’ and ‘Let a smile be your umbrella’ and so forth were all written by this same man who finally became so discouraged that he killed himself. Hm.” (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What do you think? ‘Zombie Kill of the Week’?” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “People like us / Know how to survive / There’s no point in living / If you can’t feel alive / We know when to kiss / And we know when to kill / If we can’t have it all / Then nobody will / The world is not enough / But it is such a perfect place to start, my love / And if you’re strong enough / Together we can take the world apart, my love.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Hey baby, think you need a friend to stand here by your side? / Yes you do / Ooh, baby, now you can depend on me to make things right / Please don’t bet that you’ll ever escape me / Once I get my sights on you / I got a licence to kill / And you know I’m going straight for your heart / Got a licence to kill / Anyone who tries to tear us apart.” ♫ (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Where are you? When will we meet? / Take my unfinished life and make it complete / Just like the Moonraker knows his dream will come true someday / I know that you are only a kiss away / I’ve seen your smile in a thousand dreams / Felt your touch and it always seems / You love me / You love me.” ♫ (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Love is required, whenever he’s hired / It comes just before the kill / No one can catch him, no hitman can match him / For his million dollar skill / One golden shot means another poor victim / Has come to a glittering end / For a price, he’ll erase anyone / The man with the golden gun.” ♫ (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Every step of the way / Will find us / With the cares of the world / Far behind us, yes / We have all the time in the world / Just for love / Nothing more, nothing less / Only love.” ♫ (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Want your wallets and your belts. Put everything on the desk.” “I can understand you wanting our wallets, so we don’t have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want our belts for?” “Kid, we don’t want any hanging.” “Obie, do you think we’re gonna hang ourselves for littering?” (55th Anniversary)