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Pic of the Day: “You’re in a terrible spot, Trudy. You’ve either got to marry me right away or tell him the whole truth, which would be terrible.” “I can’t do it to you, Norval.” “What are you talking about, Trudy? It’s just a lucky break for me. I tried to tell you that. You’re just giving me an opportunity.” “But that’s bigamy! I’m already married to Ratzkiwatzki. I can’t keep on marrying people, no matter how sweet they are.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “If I fell in love with you / Would you promise to be true / And help me understand? / ‘Cause I’ve been in love before / And I found that love was more / Than just holding hands / If I give my heart to you / I must be sure / From the very start that you / Would love me more than her.” ♫ (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a fucking comedy.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My dear young man, don’t take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It’s quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that’s all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.” “Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The threshing’s done and still no bandits. Everyone’s saying they might not come after all.” “A tempting thought. But when you think you’re safe is precisely when you’re most vulnerable.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can’t ever really know… what’s going on. So it shouldn’t bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Is it true no one’s ever busted out of here?” “So they tell me.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I ain’t fightin’ this war for you, sir.” “I see.” “I mean, what’s the point? Ain’t nobody gonna win. It’s just gonna go on and on.” “Can’t go on forever.” “Yeah, but ain’t nobody gonna win, sir.” “Somebody’s gonna win.” “Who? I mean, you get to go on back to Boston, big house and all that. What about us? What do we get?” “Well, you won’t get anything if we lose.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If they want to drink Merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.” “No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s a point at 7,000 RPM… where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. Just disappears. And all that’s left is a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM. That’s where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up on you, close in your ear. Asks you a question. The only question that matters. Who are you?” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “They’re gonna keep callin’ us ‘cutters’. To them, it’s just a dirty word. To me, it’s just somethin’ else I never got a chance to be.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I walked the path of life and I have to say, you will face with difficulties. But you have to have an open mind. Don’t be like a bull hitting his horns all over the walls of the room. Life isn’t just about what you do, it’s more about how you do it.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.” “Chicken or beef?” “Chicken.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s just like the first time I came here, isn’t it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity… He was one of them.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I am Cuba. Your hands have gotten used to farming tools. But now a rifle is in your hands. You are not shooting to kill. You are firing at the past. You are firing to protect your future.” (60th Anniversary)
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