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Pic of the Day: “Problem with the plane, Don?” “What’s that? What’d you fucking say, cunt? What? Problem? Fucking problem? No, mate, no. No fucking problem with the plane, cunt. The fucking plane was fine. Fucking plane was alright. Fucking plane was perfect. It’s you! You’re the problem! You’re the fucking problem, you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I’m telling you, Aitch, you keep looking at me I’m gonna put you in the fucking ground, I promise you!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He’s going back to the land at the end of this voyage.” “Olsen? He’ll never get home. Three times I’ve seen him paid off. And it’s always one drink with the boys, and then… after this trip, he’ll stop trying.” “Yes, I dare say you’re right.” “You’re different from the rest of us.” “Something on land | has still got a hold on you. It’s you ought to be going home.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why give people false hope?” “Come on man. Most people spend their whole lives hanging on to hopes and dreams that are never going to come true but they hold on to them. Why are you going to give up on them now when you need them most?” “You are assuming I’m one of those people who has hopes and dreams.” “I find it hard to believe that a man who learns to fly never had a dream.” “Look, how can I let those people build that plane when I don’t believe it will work? And, every day they waste trying to build it brings them one day closer to dying.” “I think a man only needs one thing in life. He just needs someone to love. If you can’t give him that, then give him something to hope for. And if you can’t give him that, just give him something to do.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Say now, that wasn’t true, what you said about teachers. Some of us do care, you know? (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s a system error.” “Fix it!” “Fix it?” “Yeah! We’re not a pit crew at Daytona. This can’t be fixed in seconds.” “You didn’t have seconds, you had three weeks. The universe was created in a third of that time.” “Well, someday you’ll have to tell us how you did it.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did you ever want to be a proper politician in your own right?” “Of course, didn’t you want to be a proper writer?” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In the years that followed, hundreds of bankers and rating-agency executives went to jail. The SEC was completely overhauled, and Congress had no choice but to break up the big banks and regulate the mortgage and derivative industries. Just kidding! Banks took the money the American people gave them, and used it to pay themselves huge bonuses, and lobby the Congress to kill big reform. And then they blamed immigrants and poor people, and this time even teachers! And when all was said and done, only one single banker went to jail.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Are you like me? Huh? Was this good enough to fight Sugar Ray? Never had to win, did I? You gotta do more in there. You gotta win a title. For you, for me, for Lowell. This is your time, all right? You take it. I had my time and I blew it. You don’t have to. All right? You fuckin’ get out there, and use all the shit that you’ve been through, all that fuckin’ hell, all the shit we’ve gone through over the fuckin’ years, and you put it in that ring right now. This is yours. This is fuckin’ yours.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Over the next few days you’re going to be the human component in a Turing test.” “Holy shit!” “Yeah, that’s right, Caleb. You got it. Because if the test is passed, you are dead center of the greatest scientific event in the history of man.” “If you’ve created a conscious machine, it’s not the history of man. That’s the history of gods.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I like the pants.” “Thank you. They’re Costco. You can have them when you get taller.” “I’m never gonna go through puberty.” “Course you will. But we’re a family of late bloomers. I didn’t until I was 14. Nor did Olive.” “Why does that matter? I’m adopted.” “What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m so out of love with you. I’ve got nothing left for you, nothing, nothing. Nothing, there is nothing here for you.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day “Even in this light, I can tell where your eyes are looking… Look, John. Hold them. Diamonds… The only thing in the world you can’t resist. Then tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about…Ever had a better offer in your whole life? One with everything?” “I’ve never had a crazier one.” “Just as long as you’re satisfied!” “You know as well as I do: this necklace is imitation.” “Well, I’m not.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it’s very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say ‘oh but he’s so much older than you’ and you know what, I’m the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This doesn’t change anything Falco! I’m still an All-Pro quarterback with two Superbowl rings. You’ll never be anything more than a replacement player.” “Yeah, I can live with that.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Standing there like that you reminded me of the man that used to come to our house when I was young. My father used to say: ‘watch this man’. So I did. Every time he came. And never once did he do anything remarkable.” “And I remind you of him?” “This one time, I was at the age of your son, our house was overrun by partisan border guards. Dozens of them. My father was beaten, my mother was beaten, and this man, my father’s friend, he was beaten. And I watched this man. Every time they hit him, he stood back up again. So they hit him harder. Still he got back to his feet. I think because of this they stopped the beating. They let him live. ‘Stoit i muzhik’, I remember them saying… ‘stoit i muzhik’. Which sort of means like uh, ‘standing man’. Standing man…” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Poor Balto. He’s going into freezing coldness to find the dog he doesn’t like and bring medicine back to a town that doesn’t like him.” (30th Anniversary)
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