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Pic of the Day: “You look lovely, Jenny.” “Bullshit.” “Okay. Okay, you look terrible.” “No, I do not look terrible. I never look terrible. I look okay for Thursday evening, okay?” “There’s no poetry in ‘okay’.” “Screw poetry, Oliver. Just tell me what you see.” “I see you.” “That’s poetry.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s only one thing about this case I can’t understand.” “What’s that?” “After devoting so many years to this scheme, what made you confess?” “I fell in love with my wife.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Remember where you are – this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This could be the worst disaster NASA’s ever experienced.” “With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Guy goes into the agent’s office and he says, ‘I’ve got an act for “you. Wait till you hear “this’. ‘Tell me a little about it. What’s the act?’ He says, ‘My wife and I come out on stage – I’ve taken a lot of medicine prior to the appearance, and I’ve eaten a lot of cabbages and things – she lies down on the stage, I squat over her, I pull down my pants, and I shit in her mouth. It’s mostly liquid. It’s like a diarrhoeic thing. I try to include corn and things that will not break down in the digestive system. Peanuts, of course. I try to get a lot of solid objects so that’s there’s a little action too. It’s not just a stream of brown liquid. And it all goes into… I can hit her mouth pretty well. I do have one polyp – I have a large, kind of a haemorrhoidal polyp, that sometimes throws my aim off and I have to… It’s kind of like Kentucky windage, but I usually get it. I can hear whether it’s hitting the hollow area of her throat. So I get as much as I can in there and then she gargles with it. You hear the gargling. She gargles and gargles. And then she swallows it. And we’re off. It’s about five minutes total’. The guy says, ‘Oh.” What do you call the act?'” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “A square with a horn makes you wish you weren’t born / Every time he plays / Oh, a rinky-tinky-tinky / With a square in the act you can set music back / To the cave man days / Oh, a rinky-tinky-tinky / Yes, everybody wants to be a cat / Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at / When playin’ jazz you always has a welcome mat / ‘Cause everybody digs a swinging cat.” ♫ (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.” “No man here carries with him a label.” “Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he’s an American.” “We are all children of the same life force.” “Yes of course we are. He bends over and speaks from his rear.” “Oh him. Right this way…” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s not hard to die well. The hard thing is to live well.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “They call you Lady Luck / But there is room for doubt / At times you have a very unladylike way of running out / You’re this a date with me / The pickings have been lush / And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush / You might forget your manners / You might refure to stay and / So the best that I can to is pray.” ♫ (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “How do I look – I mean, do I look Amish?” “You look plain.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look what you’ve accomplished. It’s incredible.” “Sam… I’d have given it all up for one more day with you.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This is cozy.” “It’s a broom cupboard.” “Well you should feel right at home, then.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So, is everything ready for tonight?” “Oh, yeah. I thought we’d start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.” “Not the dinner. You know…” “Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?” “Yes! That poison.” “Got you covered.” “Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.” “Which is a real shame, because it’s gonna be delicious.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of te Day: “If it makes you feel any better, Admiral Wentworth says this is the worst ship he’s ever seen in his entire naval career.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you’re worth it.” (25th Anniversary)
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