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Pic of the Day: “So who are we pickin’ up?” “A girl. I don’t wanna talk about it.” “A girl? Where from?” “Peking. This is a big day in my life. I should have gone home and gotten forty winks.” “A girl from China? All right, I never done that. I picked up girls from everywhere else, but never from China.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a werewolf.” “Are you alright?” “I don’t know, I’ll let you know the next full moon.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did you really call the police?” “You bet your sorry ass I did.” “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So few people can boast that they’ve lost a flying saucer and a man from Mars -all in the same day! Wonder what they’d have done to Columbus if he’d discovered America, and then mislaid it.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If you learn it, when you really learn it, you begin to perceive time the way that they do.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I ain’t no white trash piece of shit. I’m better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I’m gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you’re better than me!” (35th Anniversary)
