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Pic of the Day: “The richest one percent of this country owns half our country’s wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It’s bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you buddy? It’s the free market. And you’re a part of it. You’ve got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I’ve still got a lot to teach you.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Even if a husband lives two hundred fucking years, he’ll never discover his wife’s true nature. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but… I’ll never understand the truth about you. Never.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “How do you live?” “I steal.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there’s sorrow, pain. Don’t kill it and with it the joy you’ve felt.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You know, I can come down here and we can bullshit the whole night away but I cannot hold a five minute conversation with Beth. I mean, it’s not her fault, I’m not blaming her, she’s great. It’s…” “Nah, of course not.” “It’s just, we got nothin’ to talk about. But, it’s good. It’s good.” “It’s good. It’s nice, right.” “Yeah, it’s nice.” “Well, we always got the Diner.” “Yeah, we always got the Diner.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Are they gonna love me, Mama?” “Yes, Mija, they’re gonna love you.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Tom? You know what they used to call Alcatraz in the old days?” “What?” “Bird Island.” (60th Anniversary)


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PIc of the Day: “The Empire State Building is the closest thing to heaven in this city.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Anybody that really is anybody ought to be able to do about as they like in their own town, I should think.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry.” “That’s my secret, Captain: I’m always angry.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “In a half an hour, we’ll no longer be Mr. and Mrs. Funny, isn’t it.” “Yes, it’s funny that everything’s the way it is on account of the way you feel.” “Huh?” “Well, what I mean is, if you didn’t feel the way you do, things wouldn’t be the way they are, would they? I mean, things could be the same if things were different.” “But things are the way you made them.” “Oh, no. No, things are the way you think I made them. I didn’t make them that way at all. Things are just the same as they always were, only, you’re the same as you were, too, so I guess things will never be the same again.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Strike me down in anger and I’ll always be with you. Just like your father.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “‘Ohana’ means ‘family’. ‘Family’ means ‘no one gets left behind’.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “One medium dry vodka martini, mixed like you said, sir, and not stirred.” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Someday I look at that sign and I say, ‘Okay, she’s mine’.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “A thousand nations of the Persian empire will descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!” “Then we will fight in the shade.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “We beat it, didn’t we? Didn’t we beat that?” “You don’t beat it. You don’t beat this river.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I hope life will treat you kind / And I hope you have all you dreamed of / And I wish to you joy and happiness / But above all this I wish you love / And I will always love you.” ♫ (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I know your eyes in the morning sun / I feel you touch me in the pouring rain / And the moment that you wander far from me / I wanna feel you in my arms again / And you come to me on a summer breeze / Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave / And it’s me you need to show / How deep is your love? / How deep is your love? / How deep is your love? / I really mean to learn / ‘Cause we’re living in a world of fools / Breaking us down when they all should let us be / We belong to you and me.” ♫ (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If you had the chance, unemployed now, to walk away with a half a million dollars, would you take it?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Aren’t you terribly curious? About the past, I mean?” “Well, I’d like to know, but the present’s looking up.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What do you think love is, Chuck?” “Well, years ago, my dad owned a black 1934 two-door sedan.” “What’s that got to do with love?” “Well, this is what he told me: there was this really cute girl, see? She used to go for rides with him in his car. And whenever he’d call for her, he would always hold open the car door for her. After she got in and he had closed the door, he’d walk around the back of the car to the driver’s side, but before he could get there, she would reach over and press the button, locking him out. Then she’d just sit there and wrinkle her nose and grin at him. That’s what I think love is.” “Sometimes I wonder about you, Chuck.” (50th Anniversary)