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Pic of the Day: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Who’s that?” “It’s my mother.” “You have her eyes.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “It must seem like kindergarten to you.” “Why?” “The great Mr. Ziegfeld, producer of the Follies, surrounded by hundreds of beautiful women, sitting on a bench holding hands, watching the riverboats go back and forth. Doesn’t sound a bit like you, does it?” “No, it doesn’t. But, here I am, sitting on a bench, holding hands and watching the riverboats go back and forth… And regretting all the years I haven’t known you.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’ve known the fear of losing but now I am almost too frightened to win.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Silencio.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I swear, if you existed, I’d divorce you.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “We are not thriving. True, our people live, but our culture is dying. We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year a little more of us is worn away.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “So, what’s it like down there, in a submarine?” “It’s… quiet.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I ain’t so tough.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Just how did you get here, anyway?” “Producer’s a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle ‘Dixie’?” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Deeds, there has been a great deal of damaging testimony against you. Your behavior, to say the least, has been most strange. But in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane, but you’re the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom!” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You’re not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It’s against the law.” “So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He’s got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.” “Hey. Do you mind? I wasn’t talking when you were bowling.” “Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Hey there, Georgy girl / There’s another Georgy deep inside / Bring out all the love you hide and, oh, what a change there’d be / The world would see a new Georgy girl.” ♫ (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Well guys, we’ve made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Wait. You know what you’re doing?” “Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’ll love you for as long as I live.” “Love me for as long as I have left. Then forget me.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There’s still fifty miles of track to be laid between here and Allabahad.” “But the London newspapers announced the opening of this railway throughout.” “That must have been The Daily Telegraph. Never would have read that in The Times.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “And who killed the President?” “Oh man, why don’t you fuckin’ stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin’ big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?” (30th Anniversary)