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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I said: brr… it’s cold in here / there must be some Toros in the at-mos-phere / I said: brr… it’s cold in here / there must be some Toros in the at-mos-phere.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What I’m… gonna say… will sound strange.” “What happened? Come inside.” “Could we talk about Buck’s funeral?” “What?” “It’ll seem trivial. But, it’s on my mind and I’d like to talk about it. When I was getting dressed for Buck’s funeral…” “Calvin, what’s the matter with you?” “Just let me get it off my chest,OK?” “What could getting dressed for Buck’s funeral… have to do with anything, right now?” “I was wearing a blue shirt. You said, ‘wear a white shirt and the other shoes’. It was nothing at the time, but, it seemed to stay with me. And I, for some reason, had been thinking about it and it suddenly occurred to me, what difference did it make what I wore to Buck’s funeral?” “Uh, huh.” “Just hear me out, Beth, it won’t hurt you to listen!” “I won’t listen to that. No one in their right mind would listen to that!” “I just want to talk about something I always remembered.” “Why do you want to remind me?” “Because I’ve always wondered, in some needling way, what it mattered what I wore. I was crazy that day. We were going to our son’s funeral and you were worried about what I wore on my feet. I’m sure it sounds like nothing to you, but it stuck with me and I just wanted… to tell you about it.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Well you’ve done a fine job, General. The Office of National Drug Control Policy is in better shape than when you found it.” “I’m not sure I made the slightest difference. I tried. I really did.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Chinese Foooood. May I help you?” “Yeah. I’d like to place an order.” “What would you like?” “Yeah, I’d like three orders of garlic chicken.” “And then? ” “And then three orders of white rice.” “And then?” “And then… you guys want soup?” “Sure.” “Yeah, Three orders of wonton soup.” “And then?” “Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.” “And then?” “That’s it. I think that’s about it.” “And then?” “No. That’s it.” “And then?” “No ‘and then’. I…, I…, that’s all I want.” “And then?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (100th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Passport, please.” “Y-Yes, sir. We’re just passing through. We’re on our way to France, sir. I have nothing to declare, sir. I throw myself at the mercy of the court!” “We’ve only been two minutes and already he’s embarrassing us.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that’s why we were brothers – because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it’s a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you’ll always be with me. And you’ll always be my brother.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Hello, David. I am a distant backup copy of a person who was once named Emily. You are the original source of a clone Emily that Emily will fall in love with over 400 years from now. They were married. I have searched through time for you. With my limited resources, this is the only version of you I could find. You are very young. I’ve saved for many years to be able to purchase this one-way time travel. This embedded memory of me will only reveal itself to you at the appropriate time in your life, like a distant message in a bottle.” “Bottle.” “I’ve inherited wonderful memories of you, but we’ve never met. I’ve missed you dearly. I’ve written you a love poem. It is called ‘Will You Be the One to Discover My Dead Body?'” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “One day, when you are old enough, you will be impregnated with a perfect clone of yourself. You will later upload all of your memories into this healthy new body. One day, long after that, you will repeat this process all over again. Through this cloning process, Emily, you will hope to live forever.” “I had lunch today.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.” “Oh please, like shit don’t happen when you’re there.” “That – that ain’t the point…” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I am the law!” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I know what I have to do now. I’ve got to keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Wow. It’s a schooner.” “Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?” “No more than I was to be born.” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Hey, Doc! Where you goin’ now? Back to the future?” “Nope. Already been there.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott!” “What-what the hell is a gigawatt?” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “America is a Melting Pot of music; wherein, the melodies of all Nations are fused into one great new rhythm. Jazz!” (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What’s this? Is it my book?” “Yes.” “C. K. Dexter Haven, you have unsuspected depth!” “Thanks, old chap.” “But have you read it?” “When I was trying to stop drinking, I read anything.” “And did you stop drinking?” “Yes. Your book didn’t do it, though.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “‘Manners – maketh – man.’ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You actually go outside in these things?” “Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “No thinking – that comes later. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is… to write, not to think!” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (100th Anniversary)