Image
Pic of the Day: “Today’s a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can’t clear. I supervise five officers. That’s five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain’t holding no hands, okay? I ain’t baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you’re made of. You don’t like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice, pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?”
Image
Pic of the Day: “The mirror… it’s broken.” “Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You see? This is what I get for bettin’ on my own home town ballteam. I ought’a have better sense.” “Wouldn’t hurt to have a better home town.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Damn. I can’t see fuckin’ shit out of this thing!” “Are we ready or what?” “Ah hold on, I’m fuckin’ with my eye holes!” “Oh shit. I just made it worse!” “Who made this goddamn shit?!” “Willard’s wife.” “Well make your own goddamn mask!” “Look! Nobody’s sayin’ they don’t appreciate what Jenny did.” “Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “If you want to change this party, lead it. If you want to change the country, lead it.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there.” “Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You wrote that a week ago?” “Yes I did.” “You let me lie to you for a week?” “I was trying to be romantic.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “I wanna talk about how bad you make this room look. I never knew what a dump it was until you came in here.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You should go down there to him, June.” “Mama!” “He’s all mixed up.” “I am not goin’ down there, if I go down there…” “You’re already are down there, honey.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here — if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake… I. Drink. Your. Milkshake! I drink it up!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.” “If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I’m gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I’m gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.”
Image
Pic of the Day: ♫ Do you hear the people sing? / Singing the song of angry men? / It is the music of the people / Who will not be slaves again! / When the beating of your heart / Echoes the beating of the drums / There is a life about to start / When tomorrow comes!” ♫
Image
Pic of the Day: “Do you like apples?” “Yeah.” “Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?”
