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Pic of the Day: “Yo.” “Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?” “Nothin. Just watching the game. Smokin some bud.” “Are you all alone?” “Yo, pick up the phone!” “WAZZZZUPPP!” “WAZZZUP!” “Yo, Dookie! Pick up the phone!” “Yo.” “WAZZZZUP!” “WAZZZZZUPPP!” “What you doin’, my son?” “Nothing. Just chillin. Killin.” “True.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?” “Because I can’t sleep, and I talk about a place that I’ve been to, but nobody believes that it exists.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “My, what a brave, handsome group. A pig keeper, a scullery maid, and a broken-down minstrel. Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “John, ain’t you going to say hello to your pa?” “He’s not my pa!” “No, and he ain’t no preacher, neither!” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “And then when they were done with us, they got us all boarded on a plane. And when the propellers had started spinning and we were about to take off, and the radio started playing this sound.” “What sound?” “The same sound you just played tonight.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You killed all those people.” “But I found you.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What makes you go on?” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There are millions out there dying for their countries, and what good is it?” (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “May I rescue you?” “No, thank you. I prefer being in distress.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’m gonna win. There’s no way I’m goin’ down. I don’t go down for nobody.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’d like to go back to New York.” “You have not much future there. It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “The taste of love is sweet / When hearts like ours meet / I fell for you like a child / Oh, but the fire went wild / I fell into a burning ring of fire / I went down, down, down and the flames went higher / And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire / The ring of fire.” ♫ (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What kind of tea do you want?” “There’s more than one kind?” “We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and… Earl Grey.” “Did you make some of those up?” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (105th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Forgive me?” “Forgive you for what?” “For everything. For meeting you, in the first place. For taking the piece of grit out of your eye. For loving you. For bringing you so much misery.” “I’ll forgive you if you’ll forgive me.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Kay, I had a very different destiny planned for us.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Say bye to Room, Ma.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Now mama’s got a new beau.” “He’s a suitor.” “Yeah. I heard about that.” “Mama says that he’s bona fide.” “He give her a ring?” “Yes, sir. A big un.” “Gotta gem.” “Mama checked it.” “It’s bona fide” “He’s a suitor.” “What’s his name?” “Vernon T. Waldrip” “Uncle Vernon.” “Til tomorrow.” “Then he’s gonna a be Daddy.” “I am the only daddy you got. I’m the damn paterfamilias.” “But you ain’t bona fide.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Sorta wish you hadn’t done that, Hildy.” “Done what?” “Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a… almost gives him a feeling he wasn’t wanted.” “Oh, now look, junior… that’s what divorces are for!” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that… my guess is you’ll never hear from him again.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (110th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.” “I don’t understand.” “You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.” (40th Anniversary)