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Pic of the Day: “Fear and wonder, a powerful combination.” “You really think people are going to be seduced by that?” “I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them and they’ll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they’ll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it’s the sand of the coliseum. He’ll bring them death – and they will love him for it.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they’ll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?” “A picture of me?” “No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look, I don’t want you hanging out with me. I don’t need your stupid pity. It’s fine, you can just go.” “No, hey, hey, you got it all wrong. I’m not here ’cause I pity you. I’m actually here ’cause my mom is making me.” “That’s actually worse.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Mister Cogburn, in your four years as US Marshal, how many men have you shot?” “Shot? Or killed?” “Let us restrict it to killed so we may have a manageable figure!” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I demand to know what those people are doing in my laboratory!” “I don’t know.” “Where’s Nick Charles?” “I don’t know.” “You don’t know much, do you?” “No. But, I don’t have to.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know, a thing like a divorce can break up a marriage!” “So I’ve heard.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So Russell… what do you love about music?” “To begin with, everything.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?” “Bad insurance risk?” “That’s me with men.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m worried about you, brother.” “I think I might be losing it.” “I don’t blame you. There’s a lot to lose out there.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You look lovely, Jenny.” “Bullshit.” “Okay. Okay, you look terrible.” “No, I do not look terrible. I never look terrible. I look okay for Thursday evening, okay?” “There’s no poetry in ‘okay’.” “Screw poetry, Oliver. Just tell me what you see.” “I see you.” “That’s poetry.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s only one thing about this case I can’t understand.” “What’s that?” “After devoting so many years to this scheme, what made you confess?” “I fell in love with my wife.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Remember where you are – this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This could be the worst disaster NASA’s ever experienced.” “With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Guy goes into the agent’s office and he says, ‘I’ve got an act for “you. Wait till you hear “this’. ‘Tell me a little about it. What’s the act?’ He says, ‘My wife and I come out on stage – I’ve taken a lot of medicine prior to the appearance, and I’ve eaten a lot of cabbages and things – she lies down on the stage, I squat over her, I pull down my pants, and I shit in her mouth. It’s mostly liquid. It’s like a diarrhoeic thing. I try to include corn and things that will not break down in the digestive system. Peanuts, of course. I try to get a lot of solid objects so that’s there’s a little action too. It’s not just a stream of brown liquid. And it all goes into… I can hit her mouth pretty well. I do have one polyp – I have a large, kind of a haemorrhoidal polyp, that sometimes throws my aim off and I have to… It’s kind of like Kentucky windage, but I usually get it. I can hear whether it’s hitting the hollow area of her throat. So I get as much as I can in there and then she gargles with it. You hear the gargling. She gargles and gargles. And then she swallows it. And we’re off. It’s about five minutes total’. The guy says, ‘Oh.” What do you call the act?'” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “A square with a horn makes you wish you weren’t born / Every time he plays / Oh, a rinky-tinky-tinky / With a square in the act you can set music back / To the cave man days / Oh, a rinky-tinky-tinky / Yes, everybody wants to be a cat / Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at / When playin’ jazz you always has a welcome mat / ‘Cause everybody digs a swinging cat.” ♫ (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.” “No man here carries with him a label.” “Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he’s an American.” “We are all children of the same life force.” “Yes of course we are. He bends over and speaks from his rear.” “Oh him. Right this way…” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s not hard to die well. The hard thing is to live well.” (80th Anniversary)
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