Movies

Pic of the Day: “This is the music I’ve selected for the Christmas play.” “What kind of Christmas music is that?” “Beethoven Christmas music.” “What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how “great” Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn’t so great.” “”What do you mean Beethoven wasn’t so great?” “He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who’s never had his picture on bubblegum cards?” “Good grief.”

 


Pic of the Day: “No fighting, you two.” “Well, if I can’t have any fun I might as well leave.” (45th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “Who told you you could eat my cookies?”

 


Pic of the Day: “Today, children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world shaking significance: the annual visit of Santa Claus. Informed sources report that legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout. Meanwhile, letters by the thousands have been flooding postal facilities at the North Pole.”

 


Pic of the Day: “You are really Santa, right?” “No, I’m an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?”

 


Pic of the Day: “Through the window?” “Are you afraid?” “Well… I am a mortal, and liable to fall.” “Bear but a touch of my hand, and you will be upheld in more than this.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Seven o’clock. Psychos seize Santa’s workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Hey, what do you say we both be independent together, huh?” “You wouldn’t mind my red nose?” “Not if you don’t mind me being a dentist.” “It’s a deal.” (55th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I’m gettin’ a CAT scan!” (25th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?” “Very brave parents, I guess.” (65th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “You see, Frosty, since he was made out of snow, was the fastest belly-whopper… in the world.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Hey Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” “Bend over and I’ll show you.” “You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.” “I wasn’t talking to you.” (30th Anniversary)

 

 


Pic of the Day: “You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.” “The vacuum guy?” “No, the President.”

 


Pic of the Day: “We’re gonna crash!” “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”

 

 


Pic of the Day: “Hello, does Natalie live here?” “No, she doesn’t.” “Oh, dear. Okay.” “Are you singing carols?” “Uh, no. No I’m not.” “Please, sir, please?” “Please!” “Well, I suppose I could.” “Please?” “Alright.” “Yay!”

 


Pic of the Day: “I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”

 


Pic of the Day: ♫ “My dearest friend, if you don’t mind / I’d like to join you by your side / Where we can gaze into the stars.” ” And sit together, now and forever / For it is plain as anyone can see / We’re simply meant to be.” ♫

 

 


Pic of the Day: “A Merry Christmas to you, uncle!” “Bah! Humbug” (10th Anniversary)

 


Pic of the Day: “He’s only a kid Harry. We can take him.”

 

 


Pic of the Day (120th Anniversary)

 


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Pic of the Day (120th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies.” (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Kid, what’d you get?” “I didn’t get nothin’. I had to pay fifty dollars, and pick up the garbage.” (50th Anniversary)


Mike’s Top Ten of 2018

As of the original postings of these lists, this is the most recent year. We’re under a year since my initial list has been posted, so not a whole lot of time has gone by for me to have changed my opinion from what it was then. Though I will say, enough time has gone by for me to call myself out on my bullshit and cut the pretense.

Though admittedly, I find that most of the time when things change on the lists, it’s not because I was forcing something on that shouldn’t have been there, it’s usually because I’m under the gun when I choose the list. I often have just finished watching mostly everything from the year (sometimes I don’t even get to do that) and some of the choices I have to decide on based on a single watch. I’m usually cramming second watches for things (if I even can) within a two day period, and usually I’m somewhere else, around friends or family and I have to do it all on the fly. So things end up on that are just easy choices that I don’t have to stress over. And most of the time they turn out to be the right choices over time. But sometimes I do admittedly need that extra space of a year or more to really know what my true feelings are. So as such, while you won’t see too many changes from the list you saw in December, some things will shuffle around a bit and what I kind of figured to be true at the time has held out to be true now. So really, the moral of this is — time wins out. The truth always gets revealed over time.

As for 2018 as a whole… I didn’t like it at the time. I thought it was an incredibly weak year without too much memorable stuff in it. Now, of course, having a year to let this movies sit, it feels like a really respectable top ten list that’ll hold up just fine. The lower tier stuff, it’s just gonna take time to figure out where that shakes out in terms of a strong or weak year. Ultimately, I’m pretty pleased with how these ones are holding up for me so far. (more…)