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Pic of the Day: “But you must give him some sign, Mr. Trask, some sign that you love him… or he’ll never be a man. All his life he’ll feel guilty and alone unless you release him.”
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Pic of the Day: “Tell me, Mr. Gardner, have you ever had sex with a man?” “No. I don’t think so.” “We could go upstairs right now.” “Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.” “You like to uh, watch?” “Yes.” “You wait right here. I’ll go get Warren!”
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Pic of the Day: “Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.”
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Pic of the Day: “Do you really think you’ll be ready for opening tomorrow?” “Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, previews were pretty much a train-wreck. We can’t seem to get through without a raging fire or a raging hard-on. I’m broke. I’m not sleeping like, you know, at all. And um, this play is kinda starting to feel like a major deformed version of myself that just keeps following me around, hitting me in the balls with a tiny little hammer. I’m sorry, what was the question?” “Never mind.”
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Pic of the Day: “Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it. You’ve got everthing except one thing: madness! A man needs a little madness, or else.” “Or else?” “He never dares cut the rope and be free.”
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, I just realized, I practically told you the whole story of my life by now, practically.” “I enjoyed it very much.” “How about the story of your life?” “Oh, no. Much too long. And mostly untrue.”
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Pic of the Day: “How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?” “I never shot nobody I didn’t have to.” “That was not the question. How many?” “Uh… shot or killed?” “Oh, let’s restrict it to ‘killed’ so we may have a manageable figure.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re in love with him, aren’t you? Your poor patient. You think he’s a saint because of the way he looks? I don’t think he is.” “I’m not in love with him. I’m in love with ghosts. So is he, he’s in love with ghosts.”
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Pic of the Day: “When a man takes an oath, he’s holding his own self in his own hands like water, and if he opens his fingers then, he needn’t hope to find himself again.”
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Pic of the Day: “You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue.” “My parents argue too, it doesn’t make them good lawyers.” “Stan, I’ve seen your parents argue. Trust me, they’re amateurs.”
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t fuckin’ believe you had tickets to that fuckin’ game!” “Yeah!” “Did you rush the field?” “No, I didn’t rush the fuckin’ field; I wasn’t there.” “What?” “No. I was in a bar havin’ a drink with my future wife.” “You missed Pudge Fisk’s home run?” “Oh, yeah.” “To have a fuckin’ drink with some lady you never met?” “Yeah, but you shoulda seen her; she was a stunner.” “I don’t care if Helen of Troy walks in the room, that’s Game 6!” “Oh, Helen of Troy…” “Oh my God; and who are these fuckin’ friends of yours, they let you get away with that?” “Oh… they had to.” “What’d you say to them?” “I just slid my ticket across the table, and I said, ‘Sorry, guys; I gotta see about a girl.’”
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Pic of the Day: “Now, shall Mr. Lincoln be winning this war he is fighting at present?” “No one knows really.” “Well, does he have enough guns and elephants for transporting things?” “I don’t think they have elephants in America, your majesty.” “No elephants? No wonder he is not winning war!”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s an official decree, no Jews allowed in the parks.” “What, are you joking?” “No, I’m not. I would suggest we sit down on a bench, but that’s also an official decree, no Jews allowed on benches.” “This is absurd.” “So, we should just stand here and talk, I don’t think we’re not allowed to do that.”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, mother, people get run over by trucks every day. Why can’t something like that happen to Uncle Elwood?”
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Pic of the Day: “You didn’t say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin’ basement.” “I didn’t know.” “You said it was in a tavern.” “It is a tavern.” “Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin’ in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fightin’ in a basement!”
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Pic of the Day: “I wonder if I could have just a little bit more of your smile?” “Oh, now, not at this hour of the morning.”
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Pic of the Day: “Daddy, I cannot find any of the other kids, and a lady came telling me to take a shower.” “That’s a good idea. You go take a shower.” “No!” “Go take a shower!” “No!”
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