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Pic of the Day: “Well, well. So this is Dodge City, huh? Sort of smells like Fort Worth, don’t it?” “Oh, that’s not the city you smell. That’s you! We better get you to a bathtub before somebody shoots you for a buffalo.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Dr Jones, wasn’t it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?” “No, it wasn’t my head.” “Then your hands, perhaps?” “No, it wasn’t my hands. It was my… my misunderstanding.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I am to charge you with a holy crusade.” “For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.” “Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.” “New Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.” “Aside from the fine print, that’s it.” “What’s the fine print?” “Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.” “Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.” “Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Let’s just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold, right?” “Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our way.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I want to talk to you.” “The last time we talked, Mr. Dodd, you reduced me to tears. I promise you, it won’t happen again.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I came to an old, dark house, and a voice called to me… a lovely, sweet voice.” (75th Anniversary)
