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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Come on, babe / Why don’t we paint the town? / And all that jazz. / I’m gonna rouge my knees / And roll my stockings down / And all that jazz.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “You’re making it a bit too obvious, you know, that you hate the very sight of me.” “The very sight of you is perhaps the one thing about you I don’t hate.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.”
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Pic of the Day: “Your Reverence, I did see her.” “Yes, my child, you did. And you will see her again.” “Perhaps I haven’t suffered enough.” “You’ve suffered enough, my child, for the Heaven of Heavens.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re in the hospital. You almost died.” “I bet that didn’t surprise anybody.”
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Pic of the Day: “And now the British think I’m with the Irish, and the Irish think I’m with the British. The long and short of it is I’m walkin’ around without a dog to lick my trousers!”
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Pic of the Day: “Forget it! I’m stayin’ right where I am. It’s gonna take you and the police department and the fire department and the National Guard to get me outta here!”
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Pic of the Day: “I want my leg.” “Why?” “I want my leg!” “Why? You can’t feel it no how!” “It’s my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can’t you understand that? All’s I’m sayin’ is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country! And I think that I deserve to be treated… decent!”
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Pic of the Day: “Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?” “No, no, that’s too limited… nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can’t even set you up for a commercial. You played a tomato for 30 seconds, they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn’t sit down.” “Of course. It was illogical.” “YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic. A tomato can’t move.” “That’s what I said. So if he can’t move, how’s he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber… I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.”
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Pic of the Day: “You really like animals don’t you, Ken? What’s the attraction.” “Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don’t sh-sh-sh-sh-” “Shit on you?” “Show off all the t-time.”
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Pic of the Day: “You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can’t, because you’ll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.”
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Pic of the Day: “Always remember your promise to me. Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple.”
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Pic of the Day: “Oooh fuuudge!” “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word!”
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Pic of the Day: “Who is down there with you, Mary?” “It’s George Bailey, mother.” “George Bailey? What does he want?” “I don’t know! What do you want?” “Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm.” “He’s making violent love to me, mother!”
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Pic of the Day: “Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.” “I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.” “Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?”
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Pic of the Day: “My speech! Here’s my Christmas speech. Ahem. Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.” “That was the speech?” “It was dumb!” “It was obvious!” “It was pointless!” “It was… short!” “I loved it!”
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