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Pic of the Day: “Now Milton, don’t be greedy, let’s pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.” “Yeah, but last time I didn’t receive a piece. And I was told…” “Just pass.” “I could set the building on fire.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you play football?” “No.” “Do you like football?” “No.” “Do you want to play football?” “No.” “Great, you can be on our team.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I assume you want large bills?” “Actually, regular-sized bills will be just fine.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I hoped today might be a good day. Hope is a dangerous thing. That’s it for now, then next week, Command will send a different message. Attack at dawn. There is only one way this war ends. Last man standing.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me, lady, but that upon which you sit, is mine.” “I beg your pardon!” “Now, listen. I put up a stiff battle for that seat. So if it’s just the same to you – scram.” “Driver! Are these seats reserved?” “No. First come, first served.” “Thank you.” “Hey driver? These seats accommodate two people, don’t they?” “Well, maybe they do and maybe they don’t.” “Thank you. Move over. This is a ‘maybe they do.'” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? / Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? / Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl? / The girl who has everythin’? / Look at this trove, treasures untold / How many wonders can one cavern hold? / Looking around here, you think, ‘Sure, she’s got everythin” / I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty / I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore / You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty! / But who cares? No big deal / I want more.” ♫ (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’re in a terrible spot, Trudy. You’ve either got to marry me right away or tell him the whole truth, which would be terrible.” “I can’t do it to you, Norval.” “What are you talking about, Trudy? It’s just a lucky break for me. I tried to tell you that. You’re just giving me an opportunity.” “But that’s bigamy! I’m already married to Ratzkiwatzki. I can’t keep on marrying people, no matter how sweet they are.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “If I fell in love with you / Would you promise to be true / And help me understand? / ‘Cause I’ve been in love before / And I found that love was more / Than just holding hands / If I give my heart to you / I must be sure / From the very start that you / Would love me more than her.” ♫ (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a fucking comedy.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My dear young man, don’t take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It’s quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that’s all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.” “Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The threshing’s done and still no bandits. Everyone’s saying they might not come after all.” “A tempting thought. But when you think you’re safe is precisely when you’re most vulnerable.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can’t ever really know… what’s going on. So it shouldn’t bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Is it true no one’s ever busted out of here?” “So they tell me.” (45th Anniversary)
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