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Pic of the Day: “You know that jockey Golez, the one who was caught throwing the fourth race yesterday? He was shot.” “My, they’re strict at this track!” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Daddy, you’re a crook.” “What?” “This is illegal.” “You make money? Do you have a job?” “No, but don’t people need good cars? Can’t you sell good cars, Dad?” “Listen, you little wiseacre: I’m smart, you’re dumb; I’m big, you’re little; I’m right, you’re wrong, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In response to Roman numeral section three, part two, of subset D… of the question…the answer is…” “Mr. Melon? Mr. Melon?” “Hey, relax. This man’s been put under a lot of pressure. Let’s take it easy on him. Say it! Say it!” “The answer is… four?” “… Right.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I won the fight, didn’t I, Dink?” “I’ll say you did.” “Ain’t you proud of your old man now?” “Aw gee, Champ, I always was.” “And you was gonna throw that towel in and stop the fight. Ain’t you ashamed of yourself?” “Champ! Champ!” “Dink, keep your chin up. Don’t cry. Come on. Give your old man a smile.” “Champ! Champ! Open your eyes! Look at me! Champ!” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I think if any of us imagined – really imagined – what it would be like to go into a tree at 150 miles per hour we would probably never get into the cars at all, none of us. So it has always seemed to me that to do something very dangerous requires a certain absence of imagination.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven’t played ’em right, I don’t know” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies?” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All right meow. Hand over your license and registration…. Your registration? Hurry up meow.” “Sorry.” “Is there something funny here boy?” “Oh, no.” “Then why you laughing, Mister… Larry Johnson? All right meow, where were we?” “Excuse me, are you saying meow?” “Am I saying meow?” “I thought…” “Don’t think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? …meow what is so damn funny?” “I could have sworn you said meow.” “Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow!” “Yes sir.” “Meow, I’m gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It’s the law. Not so funny meow, is it? … Meow!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’re a bum, Rock. You’re a bum.” “I ain’t no bum, Mick. I ain’t no bum.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Somewhere out there / If love can see us through / Then we’ll be together / Somewhere out there / Out where dreams / Come true” ♫ (35th Anniversary)
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