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Pic of the Day: “It’s funny to think that just a year ago, I sat in that Knightsbridge Pub actually planning to murder her. And I might have done it, if I hadn’t seen something that changed my mind.” “Well? What did you see?” “I saw you.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why are you stealing food?” “I was just, uh, noticing that you’re out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.” “Gee, well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it.” “Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve come to warn you. You’re in great danger.” “I usually am.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did you love my old man?” “Love’s not for the poor, son. No time for it.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You will marry me when it’s over, won’t you, Jane? You won’t be mad at me because I didn’t marry you now?” “Of course I won’t be mad. But you take care of yourself.” “I will.” “You write to me.” “I will. You do understand, don’t you?” “I think so.” “You know it’s because I wouldn’t want you to be… well, you know, if anything happened to me…”A widow, you mean.” “Well, yes, but not only that. If something happened… I mean, if I was…” “If you were wounded? Oh, Bill, I’d take care of you the rest of our lives, always.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn’t for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he’s forced to. It’s up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m 32, Mr. Dunn, and I’m here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I’ve been doing since 13, and according to you, I’ll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month getting nowhere may be the God’s simple truth. Other truth is, my brother’s in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy’s dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight, I’d go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I’m too old for this, then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You may conquer the land. You may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Good morning, Louise.” “He’s dead, Chance. The old man’s dead.” “I see.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did you have a tough childhood, Miss Taylor?” “Not particularly.” “I think you did. I think you’ve had a hard, tough climb.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There was a choice. It was build the bombs, and use them – or risk the United States, the Soviet Union, and the rest of us, would find some way to go on living.” “That’s wishful thinking if ever I heard it.” “I’m not against wishful thinking. Not now.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What gift do you think a good servant has that separates them from the others? Its the gift of anticipation. And I’m a good servant; I’m better than good, I’m the best; I’m the perfect servant. I know when they’ll be hungry, and the food is ready. I know when they’ll be tired, and the bed is turned down. I know it before they know it themselves.”
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Pic of the Day: “What the hell are you doing here?” “I wanna be a police officer.” “What? I can’t hear you!” “I wanna be a police officer.” “Don’t unpack.” (35th Anniversary)
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