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Pic of the Day: “We have a favorable wind, sir.” “Oh, so we do. Signal Jones to give no quarter. That should brighten his day.”


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Pic of the Day: “Cheating on a quiz show? That’s sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.”


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Pic of the Day: “Yuri, there’s an extraordinary girl at this party.” “I know. I’m dancing with her.”


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Pic of the Day: “So, anyone else want to drop out?”


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Pic of the Day: “Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?” “NO!” “Sure.” “Okay… What do you call a three-humped camel?” “I don’t… know. What… do… you… call… a… three-humped… camel?” “Pregnant!”


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Pic of the Day: “But the prisoner is dead sir!” “Never mind, continue with the punishment!”


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t get it. Doesn’t all this seem pointless to you? Are you shoveling sand to live or living to shovel sand?”


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Pic of the Day: “I’ll volunteer to be in the first group to go out.” “Yeah, that figures.”


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Pic of the Day: “What are you doing?” “Reading your notes.” “They’re encrypted!” “Please.”


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Pic of the Day: “Now have you thought of what animal you’d like to be if you end up alone?” “Yes. A lobster.” “Why a lobster?” “Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.”


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Pic of the Day: “Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped.” “This is bad. Bad for movie stars everywhere.”


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Pic of the Day: “l do have the right to say things.” “l am running out of patience!” “lf you’d just let me do my act for the court, l’ll take my chances. lf after you hear me, if you don’t think it’s funny, if you think it has no redeeming social value, if it strikes you as dirty-” “l cannot allow this to continue!” “Your Honour, l so want your respect. l know you’re a good person and this legal system is the best in the world, but you… you can’t seem to hear me!”


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Pic of the Day: “Runt, that’s enough! Don’t make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!” “Mom! You leave Barbra out of this!”


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Pic of the Day: “What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?” “That about sums it up for me.”


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Pic of the Day: “Four years ago something terrible happened here. We did nothing about it, nothing. The whole town fell into a sort of settled melancholy and all the people in it closed their eyes, and held their tongues, and… failed the test with a whimper. And now something terrible’s going to happen again, and in a way we’re lucky, because we’ve been given a second chance.”


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Pic of the Day: “You’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you?” “What makes you think that?” “I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.” “Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.” “I don’t think so. No one can kill a Jedi.” “I wish that were so.”


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Pic of the Day: “You claim you love her.” “I do love her!” “Can you prove it?” “Well give me time, sir. Fifty years will do.” “But can you prove it?” “Well, can a starving man prove he’s hungry except by eating?” “Would you die for her?” “I would, but, er, I’d rather live.”


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Pic of the Day: “We’re so bound by time, by its order. But now I am not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings.”


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Pic of the Day: “I’m hard to get, Geoff. All you have to do is ask me.”


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Pic of the Day: “Nicky? Is it all right if I say something intimate?” “In public?” “I’ll whisper it.” “All right. What is it?” “Nicky… I adore you.”


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Pic of the Day: “You should ask someone else. There’s no happy ending with me.” “I still want to hear it.”


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Pic of the Day: “I say we kill him!” “Yeah!” “I say we hang him, then we kill him!” “Yeah!” “I say we stomp him! “Yeah!” “Then we tattoo him!” “Yeah!” “Then we hang him!” “Yeah!” “And then we kill him!” “Yeah!” “I say we let him go.” “No!” “I say ya let me have him first!” “Wait! Don’t I get a last request?” “Why not?”


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Pic of the Day: “Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I’m ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion.”