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Pic of the Day: “He must learn that a man’s word to anything, even his own destruction, is his honor.”
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Pic of the Day: “The moon will be full in three days. Your spirit shall forever remain among the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all memory of you shall fade in time. And we’ll vanish along with it. You will never see us again.”
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Pic of the Day: “What happened to your hand?” “I cut it.” “Oh, thanks. For a minute there, I didn’t know what happened.”
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Pic of the Day: “Rather than admit to a conspiracy or investigate further, the Warren Commission chose to endorse the theory put forth by an ambitious junior counselor, Arlen Spector, one of the grossest lies ever forced on the American people. We’ve come to know it as the ‘Magic Bullet Theory’. This single-bullet explanation is the foundation of the Warren Commission’s claim of a lone assassin. Once you conclude the magic bullet could not create all seven of those wounds, you’d have to conclude that there was a fourth shot and a second rifle. And if there was a second rifleman, then by definition, there had to be a conspiracy.”
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Pic of the Day: “Ladies and gentlemen, just a word of warning. If any of you are not convinced that you have a tingler of your own, the next time you’re frightened in the dark… don’t scream.”
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Pic of the Day: “So there’s a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods. The child molester and the little boy keep walking further and further, and it’s getting darker and darker and they’re going deeper and deeper into the woods and the child molester…and the little boy looks up at the child molester and he says, ‘Gee, mister, I’m getting scared!’ And the child molester looks down at him and says, ‘You think you’re scared, kid? I gotta walk outta here alone.’ … You don’t think that’s funny?” “No, I’m sorry.” “I do.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve been saying I’m Jewish, and it works.” “Why, you crazy fool! It’s working?” “It works too well. I’ve been having my nose rubbed in it, and I don’t like the smell.”
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Pic of the Day: “That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We’re black and black people don’t tip. So she wasn’t gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.” “So, uh… how much did you leave?” “You expect me to pay for that kind of service?”
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Pic of the Day: “Take a good look. You wanted a war, mister, you got one. I hope you’re the first man killed in it.”
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Pic of the Day: “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “No one’s been like Gaston / A king pin like Gaston / No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston / As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating! / My what a guy, that Gaston!” ♫
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