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Pic of the Day: “Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!”
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Pic of the Day: “Say, who are you?” “I’m the narrator.” “Oh, well, please, for goodness’ sakes, narrate me down from here.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.” “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
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Pic of the Day: “You fucking cunt!” “I’m the cunt you married! The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter… I’m that cunt.”
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Pic of the Day: “Whose motorcycle is this?” “It’s a chopper, baby.” “Whose chopper is this?” “It’s Zed’s.” “Who’s Zed?” “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”
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Pic of the Day: “In my business you prepare for the unexpected.” “And what business is that?” “I help people with problems.” “Problem solver.” “More of a problem eliminator.”
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Pic of the Day: “Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?” “No, use ’em on the next two fucks that try to bite you!”
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Pic of the Day: “I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland.” “Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.”
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Pic of the Day: “They say you have consorted with the devil?” “Why do you ask that?” “It’s not out of curiosity, but because of utterly personal reasons. I would also like to meet him.” “Why?” “I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone.”
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Pic of the Day: “Got something for ya. ‘Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it’ll taste fine just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself. Words and all.” “Thank you!” “It’s not every day that your young man turns eleven, now is it?”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with ‘Pulverine’. And let me tell you… he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! Anyway. I got places to be. A face to fix. And, oh! Bad guys to kill.”
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Pic of the Day: “Jordy wants to be a doctor.” “He wants what?” “He wants to be a doctor. He’s absolutely set on it.” “Over my dead body! You know what he’s supposed to do.” “Well, he’s not. He’d die for you, but he’s not gonna live his life for you. And he’s right.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why are you staring at me?” “I don’t know. It’s just that… it’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.” “Is that a bad thing?”
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t figure out if you’re a detective or a pervert.” “Well, that’s for me to know and you to find out.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why did you come?” “I came here to kill you.” “And I thought you came here to die.” “Well, it’s all a matter of perspective.”
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