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Pic of the Day: “In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re looking so well, darling, you really are… they’ve done a marvelous job. I don’t know what sort of cream they’ve put on you down at the morgue, but… I want some.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, I sometimes think that children should never grow past the age when you have to tuck them into bed every night.” “That’s right. When they get older, and you can’t give them as much as other choldren, they’re ashamed of you, and when you give them everything and put them through college, they’re ashamed of you.”
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Pic of the Day: “Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.”
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Pic of the Day: “I realized my true calling in life.” “What’s that?” “Shit, man, I’m a natural born killer.”
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Pic of the Day: “Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!”
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Pic of the Day: “Say, who are you?” “I’m the narrator.” “Oh, well, please, for goodness’ sakes, narrate me down from here.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.” “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
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Pic of the Day: “You fucking cunt!” “I’m the cunt you married! The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter… I’m that cunt.”
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Pic of the Day: “Whose motorcycle is this?” “It’s a chopper, baby.” “Whose chopper is this?” “It’s Zed’s.” “Who’s Zed?” “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”
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Pic of the Day: “In my business you prepare for the unexpected.” “And what business is that?” “I help people with problems.” “Problem solver.” “More of a problem eliminator.”
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Pic of the Day: “Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?” “No, use ’em on the next two fucks that try to bite you!”
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Pic of the Day: “I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland.” “Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.”
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Pic of the Day: “They say you have consorted with the devil?” “Why do you ask that?” “It’s not out of curiosity, but because of utterly personal reasons. I would also like to meet him.” “Why?” “I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone.”
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Pic of the Day: “Got something for ya. ‘Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it’ll taste fine just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself. Words and all.” “Thank you!” “It’s not every day that your young man turns eleven, now is it?”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with ‘Pulverine’. And let me tell you… he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! Anyway. I got places to be. A face to fix. And, oh! Bad guys to kill.”
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