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Pic of the Day: “Let me give y’all a little news flash. There ain’t nothin’ out there can kill fuckin’ Ron Woodroof in 30 days.”
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Pic of the Day: “Mom, are we in Arizona yet?” “If you ask me that one more time, I’m gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?” “Life is short.” “So are you.”
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Pic of the Day: “Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should’ve stuck to me longer.” “I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon.” “Aaah, that’s the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw.”
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Pic of the Day: “Huw, I thought when I was a young man that I would conquer the world with truth. I thought I would lead an army greater than Alexander ever dreamed of, not to conquer nations, but to liberate mankind. With truth. With the golden sound of the Word. But only a few of them heard. Only a few of you understood.”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you’ve forgotten about.”
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Pic of the Day: “My father’s brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.” “Really? What did he do?” “He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.”
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Pic of the Day: “What about it, pretzel man? What’s your story?” “His name’s Verbal. Verbal Kint.” “Verbal?” “Yeah.” “’Roger’, really. People say I talk too much.” “Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.”
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t care what it takes. I don’t care if it kills me. I don’t care if it kills you. I’m not going to give up. And if the two of you do, you can go straight to hell.”
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Pic of the Day: “The reason why I’m here is because a buddy of mine who’d been in ‘Nam took his own life today. This is kind of a funeral service. And I’m here because I’m trying to tell people, man, if we want to commit suicide, we have plenty of reasons to do it right here at home. We don’t have to go to Vietnam to find reasons to kill ourselves. I just don’t think we should be over there.”
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Pic of the Day: “When I had my talk with the Bishop, it was our understanding that Father Fitzgibbon was to remain here as pastor and I was to try and straighten out St. Dominic’s without hurting his feelings.” “I see. You’re in charge, but you’re not. I don’t think I’d like an assignment like that.”
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Pic of the Day: “Every time you leave me for a minute, it’s like goodbye. I like to believe it means you can’t live without me.”
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Pic of the Day: “What do you propose?” “It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.” “If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?” “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, if you think l’m going to stay on this boat for three months…” “Now, look here, son. l don’t blame you none. Now you won’t me either after the bile’s out of your system. And even if your daddy was half what you say, it wouldn’t be right nor just to gamble two weeks good fishing against a yarn give out by an upset boy. But l am a fair-minded man, and while you’re aboard, l’ll pay you wages. $3 a month.”
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Pic of the Day: “Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.” “I had the air-conditioning checked. I don’t know what for. You never allow me to turn it on.” “Hush up!”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s a Major Award!” “A Major Award? Shucks, I wouldn’t know that. It looks like a lamp.” “It is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a Major Award. I won it!”
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Pic of the Day: “You see, George, you’ve really had a wonderful life. Don’t you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?”
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Pic of the Day: “How could it be so? It came without ribbons!… it came without tags!… it came without packages, boxes, or bags!”
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Pic of the Day: “Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown.” “What kind of a tree is that?” “You were supposed to get a good tree. Can’t you even tell a good tree from a poor tree?” “I told you he’d goof it up. He isn’t the kind you can depend on to do anything right.” “You’re hopeless, Charlie Brown.”
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Pic of the Day: “This fog’s as thick as peanut butter!” “You mean pea soup.” “You eat what you like, and I’ll eat what I like!”
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Pic of the Day: “But… but maybe he’s only a little crazy like painters or composers or… or some of those men in Washington.”
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Pic of the Day: “Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?” “Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin’ over roller skates.” “That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.” “Well, I guess ol’ Santy’s been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.”
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