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Pic of the Day: “Oooh fuuudge!” “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word!”
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Pic of the Day: “Who is down there with you, Mary?” “It’s George Bailey, mother.” “George Bailey? What does he want?” “I don’t know! What do you want?” “Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm.” “He’s making violent love to me, mother!”
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Pic of the Day: “Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.” “I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.” “Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?”
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Pic of the Day: “My speech! Here’s my Christmas speech. Ahem. Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.” “That was the speech?” “It was dumb!” “It was obvious!” “It was pointless!” “It was… short!” “I loved it!”
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Pic of the Day: “Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head… hey, I can dream, can’t I?”
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Pic of the Day: “As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove, he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who. Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two. She stared at the Grinch and said…” “Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?” “But do you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick, that he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.” “Why my sweet little tot…” “The fake Santie Claus lied…” “…there’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I’ll fix it up there, then I’ll bring it back here.”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?” “No, for three reasons: A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Why am I such a misfit? / I am not just a nit wit! / I’m an adorable reindeer / Why don’t I fit in?” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “What a great day.” “We should do it more often.” “Yeah. Once a week should be enough.” “It’ll be another 365 days until we get more Christmas.”
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Pic of the Day: “Snow belongs in its proper places: mountain tops, poetry, and songs by Bing Crosby!”
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Pic of the Day: “Jack, please, I’m only an elected official here, I can’t make decisions by myself!”
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Pic of the Day: “I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it!”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s Christmas Eve! It’s… it’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we… we… we smile a little easier, we… w-w-we… we… we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!”
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Pic of the Day: “Ah, I remember how much I was in love with her.” “In ten years time, you learned to love something else.”
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Pic of the Day: “If the Burgermeister saw you, we would all be in real danger!” “In danger from toys?”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m singing / I’m in a store / And I’m siiiiiingiiiiing! / I’m in a store / And I’m siiiiiingiiiiing!” “HEY! There’s no singin’ in the North Pole!” “Yes there is!” “No there’s not!” “We sing all the time!” “No you don’t!” “Especially when we build toys!”
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Pic of the Day: “I gotta tell you, Santa, there’s something about this place that doesn’t seem quite… Kosher.” “Kosher? This coming from a guy who assaulted a toddler for a super ball?”
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