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Pic of the Day: “Grandfather, I have a white wife.” “You do? That’s interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard?” “Yes, Grandfather.” “That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?” “Well sure, Grandfather.” “That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn’t show any enthusiasm at all.”
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Pic of the Day: “I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”
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Pic of the Day: “He’s my grandfather. Couple of generations removed.” “Try a couple of species removed.”
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Pic of the Day: “Every piece of this is man’s bullshit. They call this war “a cloud over the land” but they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say “Shit, it’s rainin’!’”
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Pic of the Day: “We must face tomorrow, whatever it may hold, with determination, joy and bravery.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m in an awful pickle. I’m king!” “Ooo, he pulled a sword from the stone.” “Ha ha! Of course, of course. King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.” “Round table?” “Oh, uh, would you rather have a square one?” “Oh, no. Round will be fine.”
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Pic of the Day: “What’s a misanthrope, Arthur?” “Some bugger who fuckin’ hates every other bugger.” “Hey, I didn’t ask you, you black bastard.” “He’s right Samuel. A misanthrope is one who hates humanity.” “Is that what we are, misanthropes?” “Good lord no. We’re a family.”
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Pic of the Day: “It makes me so sad, watching you raise those flags every day. No one knows how much you miss your father. I hope you find someone wonderful soon. Then you won’t need those flags anymore”
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Pic of the Day: “I used to go there in the summer as a kid. You know, before the war.” “Which war?”
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Pic of the Day: “I’ll bring him a doggy bag if you’ll have dinner with me.” “I told you, I don’t think it’s a good idea to go out with the boss.” “OK. Have it your way. You’re fired. I’ll pick you up tomorrow at eight.”
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Pic of the Day: “Are you happy here, honey? Are you finding what you really want?” “I’m somebody else. I’m white. White! White! Does that answer you?” “I guess so.“ “Then please, Mama, will you go. And never do this again? And if by accident, if we should ever pass on the street, please don’t recognize me.”
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Pic of the Day: “Our first game is called Well Begun is Half-Done.” “I don’t like the sound of that.” “Otherwise titled Let’s Tidy up the Nursery.” “I told you she was tricky.”
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Pic of the Day: “How may a mortal man face and defeat the Kraken?” “The Kraken is invulnerable. 100 men could not fight him.” “An army could not kill him.” “Nothing is invulnerable. There must be a way.”
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Pic of the Day: “What is it?” “It’s a horse they found wandering about in No Man’s Land.” “What kind of a horse?” “A miraculous kind of a horse, be my guess.”
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