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Pic of the Day: “I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.” “So is my thing for tits.”
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Pic of the Day: “I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow. A snow that made the happy happier, and the giddy even giddier. A snow that’d make a homecoming homier, and natural enemies, friends, natural. For it was the first snow of the season. And as any child can tell you, there’s a certain magic that comes with the very first snow, especially when it falls on the day before Christmas. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow… Well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”
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Pic of the Day: “At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.” “Are there no prisons?”
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Pic of the Day: “Look Doris, someday you’re going to find that your way of facing this realistic world just doesn’t work. And when you do, don’t overlook those lovely intangibles. You’ll discover those are the only things that are worthwhile.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why are you smiling like that?” “I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”
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Pic of the Day: “Would you walk home with me?” “Uh-huh. Rudolph? I think you’re cute.” “I’m cute! I’m cuuuuuuuute!”
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Pic of the Day: “So, Mrs. C., how’s your hubby?” “Not too good, Snowy, he’s got a bad cold.” “Aw, that’s a shame. He should’ve come to see me, I’d have given him a good one.”
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Pic of the Day: “Ebeneezer?” “Yes, Isabelle?” “My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I’m standing under the mistletoe.” “You’re also standing on my foot.”
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Pic of the Day: “Some folks say if you really want to see the country, take a bus. Or hop a train. Ride a bike. Me, I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy. Stick to what I know: snowflakes. I know it’s not for everyone, but as long as you pack light, I mean, and wear at least three layers of undies, it’s a lovely way to spend the winter.”
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Pic of the Day: “Let us see another Christmas in this place.” “They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.” “You changed.”
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Pic of the Day: “I will not allow this costume on the air.” “Why not?” “Because you can see her nipples.” “I want to see her nipples.” “But this is a Christmas show.” “Well, I’m sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.” “You can barely see them nipples.” “See? And these guys are really looking.”
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Pic of the Day: “You better watch out, better not cry, better not pout.” “Why?” “I’m telling you why!” “Yeah?” “’Cause I came to town.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “But who here would ever understand / That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin / Would tire of his crown / If they only understood / He’d give it all up if he only could / Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones / That calls out for something unknown / The fame and praise come year after year / Does nothing for these empty tears.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die.”
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