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Pic of the Day: “What is that smell?” “It’s gas.” “We’re leaking gas?” “We are now.” “What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Let me tell you I am not a father figure. I am not a brother figure or an uncle figure or a cousin figure. In fact, the only figure I intend being is a total stranger figure.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “They’ll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it’s gonna scare ’em.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Where were you?” “I was out of town.” “Have you been back long?” “A couple of days.” “Are you staying?” “That depends.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There’s a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It’s a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.” “Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.” “It jumped up a notch.” “It did, didn’t it?” “Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.” “I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?” “Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.” “Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I mean, fuck, we’re here to have a good time. I just wanna have a good time, until this shit’s over, man. This life’s gig a fucking rodeo and I’m gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If I could only get inside that brain of yours and understand what makes you do these crazy, twisted things.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I was wrong to treat you that way. I’m sorry…” “See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it… Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Every Midsummer we have this dance competition and the winner gets crowned, in this.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Just a moment, Mary Poppins. What is the meaning of this outrage?” “I beg your pardon?” “Will you be good enough to explain all this?” “First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.” “Yes?” “I never explain anything.” (60th Anniversary)
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