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Pic of the Day: “I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What’s your new book about?” “A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.” “What happens to him?” “She kills him.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So, what have I learned after all this time? After all the sleepless nights, lying to friends, lovers, myself? Playing this crooked game in this crooked town filled with backstabbers and four-faced liars? I’ll tell you what I’ve learned. One thing and one thing only. I fucking love Berlin!” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Jefferson’s an American saint because he wrote the words, ‘All men are created equal’. Words he clearly didn’t believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble, and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we’re living in a community. Don’t make me laugh. I’m living in America, and in America, you’re on your own. America’s not a country. It’s just a business. Now fucking pay me.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight…” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does / Can he swing / from a web? / No he can’t / He’s a pig / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig!” ♫ (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He’s the only honest man I’ve come across in this town in 20 years. Naturally, they want to hang him.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey fuckhead!” “What?” “Don’t say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it’s not.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Conan! What is best in life?” “To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” (25th Anniversary)
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PIc of the Day: “You look like Mary Poppins.” “Is he cool?” “Hell yeah, he’s cool.” “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “People gotta talk themselves into law and order before they do anything about it. Maybe because down deep they don’t care. They just don’t care.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “No. Please. I’m Polish. I’m not a German.” “Then why the fucking coat?” “I’m cold.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You ever listen to K-Billy’s ‘Super Sounds of the Seventies’ weekend? It’s my personal favorite.” (30th Anniversary)
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