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Pic of the Day: “Henry, I have a report here from your Major O’Houlihan. Now she makes some accusations here that I frankly find hard to believe.” “Well, don’t believe them then, General. Goodbye.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I keep having the same dream. He seems to be forcing me to return to the bitter sweet site, of my grandfather’s house, where I was born on the table 40 years ago. Something always prevents me from entering. I keep having my dream. When I dream of the log walls and dark pantry, I sense that it’s only a dream. Then my joy is clouded, for I know I’ll wake up. Sometimes something happens, and I stop dreaming of the house and the pines by the house of my childhood. Then I grieve and wait for the dream, that will make me a child again, and I’ll be happy again knowing that all still lies ahead, and nothing is impossible…” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Heaven, I’m in heaven / And the cares that hang around me through the week / Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak / When we’re out together dancing, cheek to cheek.” ♫ (85th Anniversary
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Pic of the Day: “Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for two days and two nights with nothing more than a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those god damn cigars. Wouldn’t let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one hell of a lesson! I’m gonna do to you what my daddy did to me. I’m gonna teach you to hate spending money. I’m gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up!” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Until then I had done things my way, but from then on something stepped in and shunted me off to a different destination than the one I’d picked for myself.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen / Pour myself a cup of ambition / Yawn and stretch and try to come to life / Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin’ / Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin’ / With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Just checking.” “Everything all right?” “Yep. Two corpses. Everything’s fine.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You be careful, madam, or you’ll turn my pretty head with your flattery.” “I often wished I could turn your head – on a spit, over a slow fire.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes’ sex organs.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You didn’t happen to see my suit in there, did you?” “Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.” “Did you get anything for it?” “Uh… dollar forty.” “That’s my suit all right.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?” “Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn’t tell you.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you go out with friends?” “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why’d I get mixed up with that bitch?” “Cause she’s got a great ass… and you got your head all the way up it!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You louse. You got some fuckin’ neck ain’t you. Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather, it’s like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I’m gonna have that? You really think I’m gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I’ll make it easy for you. God knows you’re fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It’s not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?” (20th Anniversary)
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