Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “What the hell kind of clown are you?” “The crying on the inside kind, I guess.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You’ve got a friend in me / You’ve got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you’re miles and miles / From your nice warm bed / You just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me / Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.” “A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?” ”Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.” “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?” “I want you to hold it between your knees.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh, there’s nothing wrong with the children. Only the governesses.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Okay, let’s ride.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (125th Anniversary)


Pic of the Day: “What did you tell him?” “I told him the truth, and strange enough, he believed me.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Uh… everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.” “Objection. Counsel’s entire opening statement is argumentative.” “Sustained. Counselor’s entire opening statement – with the exception of ‘thank you’ – will be stricken from the record.”

 


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Pic of the Day: “Being genius is not enough, it takes courage to change people’s hearts.”


Pic of the Day: “Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.” “Sure, I know. You was never disappointed, were you, Doc?”

 


Pic of the Day: “I fight against fascism. That is my trade.”

 


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Pic of the Day: “I’m a concert pianist. That’s a pretentious way of saying I’m… unemployed at the moment.”


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Pic of the Day: “Faith is a house with many rooms.” “But no room for doubt?” “Oh plenty, on every floor. Doubt is useful, it keeps faith a living thing. After all, you cannot know the strength of your faith until it is tested.”


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Pic of the Day: “Nothing can lick Chicago!”


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Pic of the Day: “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”


Pic of the Day: “I never even knew the dame.” “You know she’s been murdered, don’t you?” “Yeah. So was Julius Caesar. I didn’t know him either.”

 

 


Pic of the Day: “Jesus, I am so scared. I’ve spent twenty years building up my ego, and when I really need it, it locks itself in the john.” “It’ll come back to you, trust me.”

 

 


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Pic of the Day: “I sold flowers; I didn’t sell myself. Now you’ve made a lady of me, I’m not fit to sell anything else.”


Pic of the Day: “You know what I remembered in my dream?” “No, what did you remember?” “I remembered when I was older.” “When you were older?” “Yes, you were also there, but you were different. Do you remember?”


Pic of the Day: “The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That’s why God, or whoever, makes other days.”

 


Pic of the Day: “Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire. You’re just going to have to make up your own mind one day about what’s right and wrong.”

 

 


Pic of the Day: “I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more. It never occurred to me it wasn’t the beginning. It was happiness. It was the moment. Right then.”