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Pic of the Day: “What the hell kind of clown are you?” “The crying on the inside kind, I guess.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You’ve got a friend in me / You’ve got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you’re miles and miles / From your nice warm bed / You just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me / Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.” “A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?” ”Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.” “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?” “I want you to hold it between your knees.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, there’s nothing wrong with the children. Only the governesses.” (55th Anniversary)
Pic of the Day: “What did you tell him?” “I told him the truth, and strange enough, he believed me.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a concert pianist. That’s a pretentious way of saying I’m… unemployed at the moment.”
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Pic of the Day: “Faith is a house with many rooms.” “But no room for doubt?” “Oh plenty, on every floor. Doubt is useful, it keeps faith a living thing. After all, you cannot know the strength of your faith until it is tested.”
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Pic of the Day: “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
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