Posts tagged “Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “As you know, the British Expeditionary Force is trapped between the enemy and the sea. 400,000 men are crowded on the beaches under bombardment from artillery and planes. Their only chance to escape annihilation rests with you. Your destination is Dunkirk. It’s my duty to tell you that the effort is not without risk. You are asked to cross 40 miles of open sea, many of you in small boats that are far from seaworthy. Shore guns and enemy aircraft are going to make it tough for you. Any of you who wish to withdraw may do so now.”


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Pic of the Day: “Step aside, sir. Random security check.” “Random, my behind. You always stop me.” “I’m just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?” “Lara Croft.” “Name?” “Wreck-It Ralph.” “And where you coming from?” “Uh, ‘Pac-Man’.” “You bring any fruit with you?” “No! No, no fruit.” “Okay, then, where you headed?” “Uh, ‘Fix-It Felix, Jr’.” “Anything to declare?” “I hate you.” “I get that a lot. Proceed.”


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Pic of the Day: “Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!” “Whoa be careful bro.” “What the fuck?” “I didn’t do anything.” “What the fuck is going on?” “Where are those keys, Rose?” “You know I can’t give you the keys right babe?”


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Pic of the Day: “We could get into trouble.” “That’s how you know it’s an adventure.”


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Pic of the Day: “Dad?” “Yeah?” “Are you scared?” “Yes.” “You don’t have to worry about me.” “I like worrying about you.” “You don’t have to anymore.” “I’ll always worry about you Alton. That’s the deal.”


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Pic of the Day: “What did you just do?” “I just put in one bullet, didn’t I?” “You put a live round in that gun?” “Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance…” “Eight? Who taught you math?!”


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Pic of the Day: “What do you see here?” “Bunkers, sir.” “What’s in them?” “Stuff they stole from Kuwait.” “Bullshit. I’m talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.” “You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?” “No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.”


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Pic of the Day: “You’re soft and warm. We’re told earth beings are cold.” “Well… not all of us.”


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t get it. Why are they confessing?” “They’re not confessing.” “They’re bragging.”


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Pic of the Day: ” Only one thing gets me. When you work on a newspaper, I’d get those wire releases and know I was the first person in town who had the news, all the news. I guarantee you my wife knows what’s going on in Bastogne. All I know is what’s going on in the 2nd squad of the 3rd platoon of I company.”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Mother, should I run for president? / Mother, should I trust the government?” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “Who’s that?”


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Pic of the Day: “What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny… Black Dynamite, I mean, really?” “Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect?”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Batter up! Hear that call / The time has come, for one and all / To play ball / We’re the members of the All American League / We come from cities near and far / We’ve got Canadians, Irish ones and Swedes / We’re all for one, we’re one for all, we’re all American.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I see a little silhouetto of a man / Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango / Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo figaro / Magnifico / I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me / He’s just a poor boy from a poor family / Spare him his life from this monstrosity.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Have you lost your fuckin’ mind?” “Joe, you’re making a terrible mistake. I’m not gonna let you make it.” “Come on, guys! Nobody wants this! We’re supposed to be fucking professionals!” “Larry, look. It’s been quite a long time. A lot of jobs. There’s no need for this, man. Lets just put our guns down, and lets settle this with a fuckin’ conversation.” “Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. I repeat: If you kill that man, you die next.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You just shot an unarmed man.” “He should have armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Brothers and sisters, I am here to tell you that I charge the white man. I charge the white man with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the white man with being the greatest kidnapper on earth. There is no place in this world that this man can go and say he created peace and harmony. Everywhere he’s gone, he’s created havoc. Everywhere he’s gone, he’s created destruction. So I charge him. I charge him with being the greatest kidnapper on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest murderer on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth! I charge the white man with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth. The greatest drunkard on this earth! He can’t deny the charges! You can’t deny the charges! We’re the living proof of those charges! You and I are the proof. You’re not an American, you are the victim of America.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t gotta sit here and listen to this shit.” “You certainly don’t, pal, ’cause the good news is – you’re fired. The bad news is – you’ve got, all of you’ve got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. ‘Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can’t close the leads you’re given, you can’t close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it ’cause you are going OUT!” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Prince Ali! / Fabulous he! / Ali Ababwa / Genuflect / Show some respect / Down on one knee! / Now, try your best to stay calm / Brush up your sunday salaam / The come and meet his spectacular coterie.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Your thoughts are your own property, Martin, but keep them to yourself.”


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Pic of the Day: “Do you know what marriage is?” “Hmm, you tell me, and see if we’re thinking of the same thing.” “Marriage is when the woman tells the man to take off his pajamas… and it’s because, she wants to send them to the laundry.”


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Pic of the Day: “This isn’t going to have a happy ending.”