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Pic of the Day: “My time with you is at an end, Ebenezer Scrooge. Will you profit from what I’ve shown you of the good in most men’s hearts?” “I don’t know, how can I promise!” “If it’s too hard a lesson for you to learn, then learn this lesson!”
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Pic of the Day: “Right. So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped.” “What do we do now?” “Smile. Little bow. And a wave.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why, lookie here. It’s your ol’ stuffed bear. ‘Member what you named him?” “Old Stuffed Bear.”
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Pic of the Day: “And that is the story of Santa Claus.” “He’s so wonderful. Everybody must love him.” “Well, most everybody. Oh, he’s not considered an outlaw any more. But there still are some…”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch / You really are a heel / You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel / Mr Gri-inch! / You’re a bad banana with a… greasy black peel.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, Phil, when are you gonna learn that girls like that are a dime a dozen?” “Please, don’t quote me the price when I haven’t got the time.”
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Pic of the Day: “I wished for a purple elephant, but now I want a pink elephant!” “Well, wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.” “OK.”
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Pic of the Day: “This can’t happen. It’s just a doll. It’s just a stupid little plastic doll.” “Ah ah, that’s ‘action figure’.”
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Pic of the Day: “Sally! I need your help most of all.” “You certainly do, Jack. I’ve had the most horrible vision!” “That’s splendid!”
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Pic of the Day: “Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don’t you see? It’s not just Kris that’s on trial, it’s everything he stands for. It’s kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles.”
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Pic of the Day: “We were always heckling you.” “It’s good to be heckling again.” “It’s good to be doing anything again.”
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Pic of the Day: “From what I see now, that will cut through the murkiest storm they can dish up. What I’m trying to say is, Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” “It would be an honor, sir.”
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Pic of the Day: “That’s the one good thing about regret: it’s never too late. You can always change tomorrow if you want to.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, you look pretty good for your age.” “Thanks, but I’m seeing someone in wrapping.”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh Dudley, I never know when you are joking.” “Ah, I am at my most serious when I’m joking.”
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Pic of the Day: “My dad says snow causes heart attacks.” “He must have snow confused with chili dogs. Any other questions?”
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Pic of the Day: “Don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he’s actually kinda… sweet.” “Sweet?! You think he’s sweet?” “Merry Christmas, Santa.” “Nice kid… baaad judge of character.”
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Pic of the Day: “What’s that sound?” “That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.” “Oh.”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh my! Look at all the wonderful things to eat! We must thank Mister Scrooge.”
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Pic of the Day: “If you had any sense, you’d give it up as a bad job and stay home in bed this year.” “Oh come now, if Santa stayed home, why there would be no Christmas.”
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Pic of the Day: “My father was a lot like you, just a man with a family. Never amounted to much, didn’t care. But as long as he was alive, we always had plenty to eat and clothes to keep us warm.” “Were you happy?” “Yes.” “Then your father was a very successful man.”
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Pic of the Day: “What are you looking at?” “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” “Shitter was full.”
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Pic of the Day: “Here’s a little story I’d like to tell, about three best friends and their first Noel. It begins right before Christmas 2001, when a young man named Ethan became an orphan. His mama and papa both tragically gone, it seemed for him Christmas had sung its swan song. As he sat alone on Christmas Eve, his friends came over and forced him to leave. They had to get Ethan out of his funk, so they went to a bar and they got his ass drunk.”
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