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Pic of the Day: “What blonde in the kitchen?” “Wouldn’t you like to know! Maybe it’s Marilyn Monroe!”
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Pic of the Day: “Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, it could be worse. You get a lot more for your money in Bolivia, I checked on it.” “What could they have here that you could possibly want to buy?”
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Pic of the Day: “Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington… at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied…” “That makes two of us.”
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Pic of the Day: “You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?” “Who said we were terrorists?”
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Pic of the Day: “What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzzzz.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.” “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He started snorting heroin.” “You started snorting heroin?” “Let me tell ya, don’t do that stuff. When you’re young, you’re crazy to do that shit.” “Well what about you?” “What about me? I’m old. When you’re old you’re crazy not to do it.”
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Pic of the Day: “Look, you confused? You need guidance? Talk to another writer.” “Who?” “Jesus, throw a rock in here, you’ll hit one. And do me a favor, Fink: throw it hard.”
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Pic of the Day: “Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don’t. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It’s the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.” “You used to believe in God.” “Oh, I still do believe in God, old man. I believe in God and Mercy and all that. But the dead are happier dead. They don’t miss much here, poor devils.”
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Pic of the Day: “I saw… its thoughts. I saw what they’re planning to do. They’re like locusts. They’re moving from planet to planet… their whole civilization. After they’ve consumed every natural resource they move on… and we’re next. Nuke ’em. Let’s nuke the bastards.”
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Pic of the Day: “What about our marriage?” “Who said anything about marriage?” “I’m saying it, now.” “You want to marry me?” “Yeah.” “Why?” “Because.” “That’s a good reason.”
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Pic of the Day: “We met it seems, such a short time ago. You looked at me, needing me so. Yet from your sadness, our happiness grew. Then I found out, I need you, too. I remember how we used to play. I recall those rainy days, the fires glowed, that kept us warm. And now I find, we’re both alone. Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But in my heart’s a memory, and there you’ll always be.”
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Pic of the Day: “Tired?” “Aren’t you?” “No, I didn’t have any drink with my supper.” “I didn’t have any supper with my drink.”
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Pic of the Day: “Down in Texas, where I come from, we just go out and get a man and string him up.” “That’s right!”
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Pic of the Day: “A big Totoro was here with me.” “You don’t mean a big one like what’s in our picture books, do you?” “Mm-hmm. And I climbed up on top of him. And he was furry! And he had a big mouth! And there was a little one. And one this big. And a great big one sleeping by himself.” “Oh!”
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