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Pic of the Day: “Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck. Donnie. Donnie this isn’t… this isn’t funny, you gotta untie me, buddy.” “I can’t untie you! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin’ tasered you!” “Why?” “Why? You were, like, screaming at people. You were on the floor rollin’ around and shit.” “Oh, Jesus.” “You called the captain the n-word.” “I called the captain the n-word?” “Yeah, he was very upset.” “Really?” “Luckily we’re in first class. Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin’ drug problem.”
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t quite understand. Is this some kind of emotional disturbance you’re talking about?” “Yes, she’s emotionally disturbed. She’s unbalanced!”
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Pic of the Day: “Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro, with the contingency for five more if I deem it a prudent investment. I suppose you’ve given some thought to the notion that if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism.”
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Pic of the Day: “Eggsnake’s our longest friend and fanciest. Meltedy spoon’s the best to eat with because he’s more blobbier. Labyrinth is the twistiest and she hides things so I don’t know where they are. Toilet’s the best at disappearing poo. Lamp’s the brightest, except when the power’s cut. You’re the best at reading and songs and lots, except if you’re having a gone day. I’m the best at drawing, and jumping, and growing, and nearly everything!
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Pic of the Day: “How dare you defy your master!” “Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!”
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Pic of the Day: “Just get up off the ground, that’s all I ask. Get up there with that lady that’s up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won’t just see scenery; you’ll see the whole parade of what Man’s carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so’s he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That’s what you’d see. There’s no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties. And, uh, if that’s what the grownups have done with this world that was given to them, then we’d better get those boys’ camps started fast and see what the kids can do. And it’s not too late, because this country is bigger than the Taylors, or you, or me, or anything else. Great principles don’t get lost once they come to light. They’re right here; you just have to see them again!”
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Pic of the Day: “You know why I’ve started to fix the place? I didn’t want to say anything until I knew I could make it livable. For us. Do you understand what I’m saying, Cary?” “Yes.” “I’m asking you to marry me. I love you, Cary.” “I…I just hadn’t thought about marriage.” “Why do you think I’ve been seeing you?” I didn’t think. Can’t you see it’s impossible?” “No. This is the only thing that matters.”
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Pic of the Day: “You made a genetic hybrid. Raised it in captivity. She is seeing all of this for the first time. She does not even know what she is. She will kill everything that moves.” “You think the animal is contemplating its own existence?” “She is learning where she fits on the food chain and I’m not sure you want her to figure that out.”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s not really important what color your dress is. What matters is the heart inside.”
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Pic of the Day: “The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he had issued the go code, and he said, ‘Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won’t stop them now. So let’s get going, there’s no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all.’ And he hung up. We’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir. “There’s nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.” “We-he-ell, uh, I’d like to hold off judgment on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.”
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Pic of the Day: “I hope our little golden hook will catch the fish.” “You hope?” “Oh it will… if he’s here.” “If he’s not we’ll stick your head upon the target and shoot at that.”
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Pic of the Day: “Is life always this hard, or is it just when you’re a kid?” “Always like this.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, Costillo was the last of the old fashioned style gang leaders. There is a new crew coming out. And every guy that’s got money enough to buy a gun is going to try to step into his place, you see? They’ll be shooting each other like rabbits for the control of the booze business!”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re a smart fella. You sure do know a lot about automobiles, don’t you?” “Yes, I guess I do.” “Well, um, would you know what kind of car this is?” “This is a 4-Cyllinder Ford Coupe.” “No.” “Sure it is.” “No, this is a stolen 4-Cyllinder Ford Coupe.”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s midnight.” “Yes, so it is. But, why…” “Goodbye.” “No, no, wait. You can’t go now. It’s only…” “Oh, I must, please. Please, I must!” “But, why?” “Well, I-I, oh, the Prince. I haven’t met the Prince.” “The Prince? But, didn’t you know that…”
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Pic of the Day: “In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option, I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.”
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Pic of the Day: “Shall I finish him off?” “No. Treat him.” “But, sir” “Okubo, you would expect the same, wouldn’t you? Endo, treat him.” “We are low on morphine as it is.” “Sir, the Americans would not treat a wounded Japanese soldier.” “Son, have you ever met one? Treat him.”
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Pic of the Day: “Hello, Jedediah.” “Hello, Charlie. I didn’t know we were speaking.” “Sure, we’re speaking, Jedediah. You’re fired.”
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Pic of the Day: “Who the hell are you guys?” “We… are the people that make sure things happen according to plan.”
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