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Pic of the Day: “Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents… your dinner.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why the fuck French?” “I’m going to France.” “You should go to China.” “I’m going to France.” “I’m from the future. You should go to China.”
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Pic of the Day: “When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake.”
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Pic of the Day: “I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.” “Sorry to disappoint.”
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Pic of the Day: “Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?” “Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?” “’Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.”
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Pic of the Day: “He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.” “Who stabbed you?” “He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.”
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Pic of the Day: “Give me a drink.” “Bar’s closed.” “Just a beer!” “The bar’s closed.” “A beer’s not drinking!”
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t know anything about no fuckin’ truck. “ “Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.” “Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, I have the strangest feeling that I’ve seen that ship before. A long time ago, when I was very young.”
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Pic of the Day: “Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
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Pic of the Day: “’I strenuously object?’ Is that how it works? Hm? ‘Objection.’ ‘Overruled.’ ‘Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object.’ ‘Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider.’”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m trying, I’m trying to help you.” “How are you helping me, huh? How are you helping me? How are you helping me? Huh? Look at me. You come in here and you’re a weight on me. Do you understand me? You’re a burden. You’re just dragging me down. How are you helping me? You can’t even clean up after yourself. Stop playing the victim.” “I’m not playing the victim. If I left, I would never hear from you again. Don’t you think that’s sad? Don’t you think that’s sad? You’re my brother.”
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Pic of the Day: “Franko, V.R.; death by hanging. Vladek, M.; thirty years hard labor. Jefferson, R. T.; death by hanging. Pinkley, V.L.; thirty years imprisonment. Gilpin, S.; thirty years hard labor. Posey, S.; death by hanging. Wladislaw, T.; death by hanging. Sawyer, S. K.; twenty years hard labor. Lever, R.; twenty years imprisonment. Bravos, T.R.; twenty years hard labor. Jiminez, J.P.; twenty years hard labor. Maggott, A.J.; death by hanging.”
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Pic of the Day: “We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”
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