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Pic of the Day: “What I don’t understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hmm? Why, huh?” “I wonder myself.” “No, come on, come on, tell me why.” “It’s like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, ‘Why?’” “And?” “He said, ‘It seemed to be a good idea at the time.’”
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Pic of the Day: “As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We’re just one step away.” “That’s usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.”
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Pic of the Day: “It astonishes me that Mr. LaBoeuf has been shot, trampled, and nearly bitten his tongue off, and yet not only does he continue to talk but he spills the banks of English.”
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
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Pic of the Day: “Am I the meanest?” “Sho’nuff!” “Am I the prettiest?” “Sho’nuff!” “Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?” “Sho’nuff!” “Well who am I?” “Sho’nuff!” “Who am I?” “Sho’nuff!” “I can’t hear you!” “Sho’nuff!”
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Pic of the Day: “Get outta here, Dewey!” “What are y’all doin’ in here?” “We’re smoking reefer. And you don’t want no part of this shit.” “You’re smoking reefers?” “Yeah, of course we are, can’t you smell it?” “No, Sam. I can’t.” “Come on, Dewey! Join the party!” “No, Dewey, you don’t want this. Get outta here!” “You know what, I don’t want no hangover. I can’t get no hangover.” “It doesn’t give you a hangover!” “Wha-I get addicted to it or something?” “It’s not habit-forming!” “Oh, okay… well, I don’t know… I don’t want to overdose on it.” “You can’t OD on it!” “It’s not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?” “It makes sex even better!” “Sounds kind of expensive.” “It’s the cheapest drug there is.” “Hmm.” “You don’t want it!” “I think I kinda want it.” “Okay, but just this once. Come on in.”
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Pic of the Day: “Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.” “Yeah.” “Mul-ti-pass.” “Yeah, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.” “Mul-ti-pass.” “We’re newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…” “Mul-ti-pass.” “Yes, she knows it’s a multipass. Anyway, we’re in love.”
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Pic of the Day: “Do you know anything about a guy going around playing the harmonica? He’s someone you’d remember. Instead of talking, he plays. And when he better play, he talks.”
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Pic of the Day: “Everyone’s against me.” “It’s your fault, man.” “I know but dammit, I want this family to love me.”
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Pic of the Day: “I believe I did what honour dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I’m sure will pass.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Now I’m the king of the swingers / Oh, the jungle VIP / I’ve reached the top and had to stop / And that’s what botherin’ me. / I wanna be a man, mancub / And stroll right into town / And be just like the other men / I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Not many people know what their life’s worth is. I do. Seventy grand. That’s what they took from me. And that’s what I was going to get back.”
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Pic of the Day: “How’s your leg?” “Hurts a little.” “Your stomach?” “Empty as a football.” “And your love life?” “Not too active.” “Anything else bothering you?” “Uh-huh, who are you?”
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Pic of the Day: “Meet me in St. Louie, Louie, meet me at…” “For heaven’s sake, stop that screeching!” “We’re sorry, Papa.” “The fair won’t open for seven months, and that’s all anybody ever sings about or talks about. I wish they would all meet at the fair and leave me alone.”
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