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Pic of the Day: “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I’m gonna die, I want to die comfortable.”
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Pic of the Day: “Sweet Jesus… Jesus sufferin’ Christ… He’s a Brown! He’s a Brown, all right. Christy’s a Brown! Coat.” “Where are you goin’, Paddy?” “Where do you think? This man deserves a jar! … This is Christy Brown. My son. Genius.”
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Pic of the Day: “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
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Pic of the Day: “Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.” “Don’t you mean Jack Daniels?” “He may be Jack to you son, but when you’ve known him as long as I have…”
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Pic of the Day: “Alice, this is Charlene.” “Hi.” “I’ve heard a lot about you.” “Really? I’ve heard a lot about you too.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Same thing you meant.”
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Pic of the Day: “Frank, I like you. There’s no getting around the fact that you’re a real likable guy.” “Yeah? Yeah!” “But…” “But what?” “Well, I also think you’re the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general most lecherous person I’ve ever known in my life.” “I am not!” “You’re not what?” “I am not disorganized!”
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Pic of the Day: “Does your wife really want you to play this part?” “Yeah, she’s all for it.” “I was just wondering. The day I met her, she seemed a little difficult about terms and rather domineering, I thought.” “She wasn’t always like that.” “Oh I know, I know. They all start out as Juliets and wind up as Lady Macbeths.”
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Pic of the Day: “By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.”
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Pic of the Day: “If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.”
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Pic of the Day: “I have failed, I am panicked. I’ve sold out, I am worthless, I… What the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck am I doing here? Fuck. It is my weakness, my ultimate lack of conviction that brings me here. Easy answers used to shortcut yourself to success. And here I am because my jump into the abysmal well – isn’t that just a risk one takes when attempting something new? I should leave here right now. I’ll start over. I need to face this project head on and…” “…and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That’s flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don’t get me first.”
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Pic of the Day: “My momma always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.’”
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Pic of the Day: “If I don’t come back, tell Mother I love her.” “Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn.” “Well then I’ll tell her myself.”
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Pic of the Day: “Remember, dear readers, you heard it here first: off the record, on the Q.T. and very Hush-Hush.”
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Pic of the Day: “He’s grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money. Now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house – and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.”
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