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Pic of the Day: “Yes, well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.” “That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of ‘Julius Caesar’, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!”


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Pic of the Day: “All these years, all these memories, there was you. You pull me through time.”


Pic of the Day: “I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they’re bringing her down now.” “No lieutenant, your men are already dead.”


Pic of the Day: “Are you classified as human?” “Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”


Pic of the Day: “I’ll kill him!” “A whiskey bottle’s about all you’d kill.”


Pic of the Day: “Weren’t you frightened?” “Frightened? Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe…I was petrified.”


Pic of the Day: “Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.”


Pic of the Day: “I wrote the book as a tribute! I’m a patriot!” “Yeah, you’re the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It’s like – it’s like punching the American Flag in the face, goddammit!”


Pic of the Day: “Beneath your dancing feet are the tombs of tortured men! Thus does The Red Death rebuke your merriment!”


Pic of the Day: “Have I ever had you before?…So you don’t call me by my Christian name.”


Pic of the Day: “What is it with men and asking for directions?” “I don’t want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let’s play the “let’s not die” card.”


Pic of the Day: “Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin…Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it’s a childhood thing. It’s a…there’s a clinical name for it isn’t there?” “Drowning.”


Pic of the Day: “Just one more thing, Captain. What makes you so sure the baby is a male?” “Don’t fuck with me.”


Pic of the Day: “That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.”


Pic of the Day: “I can’t make out whether you’re bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted.” “I have the same problem, sir.”

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Pic of the Day: “Why are you lying?” “I have to.” “But your pants will catch fire.”

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Pic of the Day: “Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.” “People scare better when they’re dying.”


Pic of the Day: “Could you speak louder please, I’m a bit hard of hearing.” “As if I couldn’t tell.”


Pic of the Day: “I’m a big girl.” “Yeah, and in all the right places, too.”


Pic of the Day: “Oskar…Do you like me?” “Yeah, a lot.” “If I wasn’t a girl… would you like me anyway?” “I suppose so.”


Pic of the Day: “Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter, and I am a good father.” “This is a pleasant fiction, is it not?”


Pic of the Day: “Bill?” “Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.”


Pic of the Day: “I wanted to ask you something because you’re a doctor…I don’t like myself sometimes. Can you help me?” “Barry, I’m a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”