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Pic of the Day: “Sometimes it’s the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I suspect nobody and everybody. I am strictly trying to get at the truth.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All in all, it’s been exciting, a very interesting trip. Has it not?” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Russell, for assisting the elderly, and for performing above and beyond the call of duty, I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: The Ellie Badge.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. And he’s only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who’s out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he’s not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That’s why we’re not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Tonight most people will be welcomed home by jumping dogs and squeling kids and thousands more will ask about their day and tonight they’ll sleep. The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places; and one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Just find me an actor. A good actor. Give me Woody Harrelson.” “He’s doing the next Hunger Games.” “Michael Fassbender?” “He’s doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel.” “How about Jeremy Renner?” “Who?” “Jeremy Renner. He was nominated. He was the Hurt Locker guy.” “Oh, okay. He’s an Avenger.” “Fuck, they put him in a cape too?” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Maybe it’s just the whole world is like central casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Now Milton, don’t be greedy, let’s pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.” “Yeah, but last time I didn’t receive a piece. And I was told…” “Just pass.” “I could set the building on fire.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you play football?” “No.” “Do you like football?” “No.” “Do you want to play football?” “No.” “Great, you can be on our team.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I assume you want large bills?” “Actually, regular-sized bills will be just fine.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I hoped today might be a good day. Hope is a dangerous thing. That’s it for now, then next week, Command will send a different message. Attack at dawn. There is only one way this war ends. Last man standing.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me, lady, but that upon which you sit, is mine.” “I beg your pardon!” “Now, listen. I put up a stiff battle for that seat. So if it’s just the same to you – scram.” “Driver! Are these seats reserved?” “No. First come, first served.” “Thank you.” “Hey driver? These seats accommodate two people, don’t they?” “Well, maybe they do and maybe they don’t.” “Thank you. Move over. This is a ‘maybe they do.'” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? / Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? / Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl? / The girl who has everythin’? / Look at this trove, treasures untold / How many wonders can one cavern hold? / Looking around here, you think, ‘Sure, she’s got everythin” / I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty / I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore / You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty! / But who cares? No big deal / I want more.” ♫ (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’re in a terrible spot, Trudy. You’ve either got to marry me right away or tell him the whole truth, which would be terrible.” “I can’t do it to you, Norval.” “What are you talking about, Trudy? It’s just a lucky break for me. I tried to tell you that. You’re just giving me an opportunity.” “But that’s bigamy! I’m already married to Ratzkiwatzki. I can’t keep on marrying people, no matter how sweet they are.” (80th Anniversary)
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